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Can Cold Water Clean Dishes???
Nov 28, 2016 14:58:03   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.



John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan ..


After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'


For lunch the old man made hamburgers.


Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!


'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'


Meet Coldwater !
cid:7F6992941DD342BF8041F5ECA0A0619C@oliver11282007

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly, dance like no is watching and forgive quickly!

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Nov 28, 2016 15:01:21   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.



John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan ..


After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'


For lunch the old man made hamburgers.


Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!


'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'


Meet Coldwater !
cid:7F6992941DD342BF8041F5ECA0A0619C@oliver11282007

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly, dance like no is watching and forgive quickly!
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the g... (show quote)



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Nov 28, 2016 16:53:22   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.



John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan ..


After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'


For lunch the old man made hamburgers.


Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!


'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'


Meet Coldwater !
cid:7F6992941DD342BF8041F5ECA0A0619C@oliver11282007

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly, dance like no is watching and forgive quickly!
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the g... (show quote)


My wife caught me putting dishes away, after the dogs cleaned them for me. That cost me a new dishwasher. I tried to talk her into getting a little oriental girl as a dishwasher/back massager - and THAT cost me a new car. I don't make suggestions anymore - I can't afford it.

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Nov 28, 2016 17:03:54   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
I hear that... Don D.

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lpnmajor wrote:
My wife caught me putting dishes away, after the dogs cleaned them for me. That cost me a new dishwasher. I tried to talk her into getting a little oriental girl as a dishwasher/back massager - and THAT cost me a new car. I don't make suggestions anymore - I can't afford it.

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Nov 28, 2016 21:32:46   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
I have never checked my cat's temperature before she does the dishes.

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Nov 29, 2016 08:15:30   #
Big dog
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.



John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan ..


After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'


For lunch the old man made hamburgers.


Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!


'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'


Meet Coldwater !
cid:7F6992941DD342BF8041F5ECA0A0619C@oliver11282007

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly, dance like no is watching and forgive quickly!
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the g... (show quote)


My dogs clean EVERY spot off the dishes x to the point where I'm not sure which are and which aren't clean.

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Nov 30, 2016 13:37:42   #
Weaver
 
The dog was angry because there would be one less plate to clean.

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