try to laugh a little today (part 1)
Nov 24, 2016 13:38:32 #
how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Her ancestors came over on the June Flower--shes always late
if you are gonna shoot a mime--do you use a silencer?
We are diagonally parked in a parallel universe
Aeheism is a non profit organization
Dyslexis of the world---untie!!
Change is inevitable--except from a vending machine
No matter what temperature the room is--it's still room temperature
I spilled spot remover on my dog(spot)and now he's gone
I planted bird seed and grew a bird--now what do I feed it?
I went to a general store--they had nothing specific
If you had everything--where would you keep it?
If your only tool is a hammer,concentrate on nails
Laughing stock is cows with a sense of humor
I intend to live forever--so far so good
Support bacteria--they are the only culture some folks have
If everything is coming your way--you're in the wrong lane
What happens if you get scared half to death,twice???
Boycott shampoo--demand the real poo
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
The energizer bunny was arrested,charged with battery
My mechanic couldn't fix my brakes so he made my horn louder
Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it
Her ancestors came over on the June Flower--shes always late
if you are gonna shoot a mime--do you use a silencer?
We are diagonally parked in a parallel universe
Aeheism is a non profit organization
Dyslexis of the world---untie!!
Change is inevitable--except from a vending machine
No matter what temperature the room is--it's still room temperature
I spilled spot remover on my dog(spot)and now he's gone
I planted bird seed and grew a bird--now what do I feed it?
I went to a general store--they had nothing specific
If you had everything--where would you keep it?
If your only tool is a hammer,concentrate on nails
Laughing stock is cows with a sense of humor
I intend to live forever--so far so good
Support bacteria--they are the only culture some folks have
If everything is coming your way--you're in the wrong lane
What happens if you get scared half to death,twice???
Boycott shampoo--demand the real poo
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
The energizer bunny was arrested,charged with battery
My mechanic couldn't fix my brakes so he made my horn louder
Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it
Nov 24, 2016 13:49:28 #
My horn ,and turn signals didnt work,but,when someone beeped their horn at my way of driving,my middle finger worked perfectly...
Nov 24, 2016 16:12:36 #
Nov 24, 2016 16:16:46 #
boatbob2 wrote:
My horn ,and turn signals didnt work,but,when someone beeped their horn at my way of driving,my middle finger worked perfectly...
Nov 24, 2016 17:23:48 #
LOL; DNA, Nation Dyslexic Association. Does anyone know when White Friday is the neighbors want to go Christmas shopping. Will a computer weight less if you remove all it's programs?
Nov 24, 2016 20:32:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
My wife laughs a lot everyday....at me. 
Thanks for giving me some of my own, BB.
Thanks for giving me some of my own, BB. Nov 24, 2016 21:09:31 #
slatten49 wrote:
My wife laughs a lot everyday....at me. Thanks for giving me some of my own, BB.
Thanks for giving me some of my own, BB. since your wife laughs at you Slat
I now make you an honorable member of "Ridiculed Husbands"
PS
I ran for president
but only got elected to the position of doorman
(I think the guys in this club are laughing at me too)
Nov 24, 2016 21:23:15 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
since your wife laughs at you Slat br I now make y... (show quote)
"Honorable" member, huh
I guess one can make 'a silk purse out of a sow's ear.' 
Nov 24, 2016 22:51:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
"Honorable" member, huh I guess one can make 'a silk purse out of a sow's ear.'
I guess one can make 'a silk purse out of a sow's ear.' twas the only one I had left
I figgered you were as laughable as me
Nov 25, 2016 07:29:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
twas the only one I had left
I figgered you were as laughable as me
I figgered you were as laughable as me
At the very least.
Nov 25, 2016 13:21:54 #
slatten49 wrote:
At the very least.
methinks there would be room for Poppa in this club
prolly be the new President
he would get my v**e
I laugh at everything he posts
Nov 25, 2016 22:16:11 #
Things that make you go hummm. Why did they name an asteroid an asteroid and a hemorrhoid hemorrhoid ?? Hummm.
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