A Cranky Women...
Nov 23, 2016 14:06:20 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
A very cranky woman, in her senior years, was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard, to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it. She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail - one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
The husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole two cans of peas."
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it. She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail - one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
The husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole two cans of peas."
Nov 23, 2016 14:29:42 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
A very cranky woman, in her senior years, was arre... (show quote)
Sounds like a really mean b**** to me.
Nov 23, 2016 14:36:49 #
Nov 23, 2016 14:37:38 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
A very cranky woman, in her senior years, was arre... (show quote)
that husband saw his opportunity and grabbed it
Nov 23, 2016 14:42:13 #
badbobby wrote:
that husband saw his opportunity and grabbed it
She was no pussy, though.
Nov 23, 2016 14:45:51 #
KiraSeer2016 wrote:
She was no pussy, though.
That is, in this sense: a timid, passive person.
Nov 23, 2016 14:52:23 #
Nov 23, 2016 17:26:53 #
badbobby wrote:
that husband saw his opportunity and grabbed it
He was definitely looking for a prolonged vacation from her, and rightly so.
Nov 23, 2016 18:15:50 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
He was definitely looking for a prolonged vacation from her, and rightly so.
and then when she got out
he prolly got more than he had bargained for
Nov 23, 2016 18:18:25 #
badbobby wrote:
and then when she got out
he prolly got more than he had bargained for
he prolly got more than he had bargained for
He wanted her gone for a longer period of time. That is why he volunteered the info regarding the two cans of peas. Pobrecito.
Nov 24, 2016 08:51:44 #
Nov 24, 2016 13:21:37 #
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