Well....I guess I stepped in it again!
Nov 22, 2016 22:36:25 #
After an evening of bantering, discussing things, and generally taking shots at each other; Mrs. B. decided it was time for bed.
While I was debating in my mind what kind of ice cream to eat, and when I can change the TV channel she declared that she was going to lay down.
I told her to carry her ass.
She said she was too tired.
So, when she got up I grabbed both cheeks (as much as I could, she ain't got no ass!) and offered to help her.
Now I'm a son-of-b***h because I just called her fat!!
This is a no winner for me!!
Any advice?
While I was debating in my mind what kind of ice cream to eat, and when I can change the TV channel she declared that she was going to lay down.
I told her to carry her ass.
She said she was too tired.
So, when she got up I grabbed both cheeks (as much as I could, she ain't got no ass!) and offered to help her.
Now I'm a son-of-b***h because I just called her fat!!
This is a no winner for me!!
Any advice?
Nov 22, 2016 22:40:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
After an evening of bantering, discussing things, ... (show quote)
Eat the ice cream.
Nov 22, 2016 22:49:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
Eat the ice cream.
I just did. I'm thinking one more scoop of vanilla with a little Kuala on top before risking it!
Nov 22, 2016 23:00:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
I just did. I'm thinking one more scoop of vanilla with a little Kuala on top before risking it!
Why not
It may be the only sweet stuff you get tonight. 
But then, she is crazy about ya, isn't she
You da man, Arch 
Nov 22, 2016 23:26:28 #
Nov 23, 2016 05:55:15 #
archie bunker wrote:
After an evening of bantering, discussing things, ... (show quote)
Yea? Make an appointment with your divorce lawyer and get rid of her. Find a woman who you can have fun with and have a few good rolls in the hay. If you get lucky, you might find one that will love you.
Nov 23, 2016 06:58:21 #
archie bunker wrote:
After an evening of bantering, discussing things, ... (show quote)
Remodel the doghouse; you may as well enjoy your new home.
Nov 23, 2016 07:26:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Loki wrote:
Remodel the doghouse; you may as well enjoy your new home.
Your post reads eerily like the voice of experience, Loki.
Does your doghouse have a guest room, in the event Archie seeks back-up 
I could offer him shelter, but would be concerned about my cache of ice cream and other edibles.
Nov 23, 2016 07:55:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
Your post reads eerily like the voice of experienc... (show quote)
I wouldn't worry about the edibles so much slatt......Archie strikes me as the type that travels with his own mini fridge in the back seat
Nov 23, 2016 08:00:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
I wouldn't worry about the edibles so much slatt......Archie strikes me as the type that travels with his own mini fridge in the back seat
That is somewhat reassuring, Willy.
But, that is assuming that Mrs. 'B' would let him leave with anything other than the shirt on his back. Nov 23, 2016 08:01:29 #
Loki wrote:
Remodel the doghouse; you may as well enjoy your new home.
I think my dog has some room for ya Archie...
Nov 23, 2016 08:05:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Big dog wrote:
I think my dog has some room for ya Archie...
Quite the generous gesture, Big dog.
Yeah, Arch is gon'na be all over that Nov 23, 2016 08:09:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
That is somewhat reassuring, Willy. But, that is assuming that Mrs. 'B' would let him leave with anything other than the shirt on his back.
But, that is assuming that Mrs. 'B' would let him leave with anything other than the shirt on his back. Oh.....so you would have to go pick him up then........yea, worry about the edibles, i have a feeling there will be no breakfast on his way out the door, being tossed down the stairs and all......it's hard holding onto bacon while tumbling
Nov 23, 2016 08:11:14 #
Big dog wrote:
I think my dog has some room for ya Archie...
Did you ask the dog? Mine is not a huge fan of sharing what she knows is all hers
Nov 23, 2016 08:16:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Oh.....so you would have to go pick him up then........yea, worry about the edibles, i have a feeling there will be no breakfast on his way out the door, being tossed down the stairs and all......it's hard holding onto bacon while tumbling
Willy, trust me...if anyone can succeed in holding onto their bacon while tumbling down the stairs, it would be Mr. Bunker.
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