badbobby Loc: texas

this is for all you old fogeys
exercise for the brain is important
if you don't use it,you are gonna lose it
some will say this is too easy
but if you have memory problems,it won't be
are you losing it???
correct answers listed below---no peeking

question # 1---what do you put in a toaster?

#2---say silk five times,now spell silk,what do cows drink?

#3---if a red house is made from red brick,and a blue house is made from blue brick,a pink house is made from pink brick
and a black house from black brick.What is a green house made from?

#4---it is forty years ago and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.if you recall Germany was divided east and west by the Berlin wall.During the flight three engines fail.
the pilot realizing that the remaining engine is also failing,decides on a crash landing procedure.unfortunately ,the engine fails before he can do so and the plane crashes smack into the wall dividing east and west Germany.Would you bury the survivors in east or west Germany,or in the wall???

#5---Do this without using a calculator
You are driving a bus from New York to Illinois,seventeen people are on the bus.at the first stop six people get off the bus and nine people get on.at the next stop two get off and four get on.
at the next stop four get on and three get off.at the next stop six get off and three get on.now you have arrived at the station in Illinois.without scrolling back to review,how old is the bus driver???

hope you are smarter than me and you did well
answers
#1---bread---if you said toast,give up now and try not to hurt yourself

#2---water---if you said milk,I feel sorry for you

#3---green houses are made from glass---duh!!!

#4---you do not bury survivors --really

#5---for crying out loud,don't you know your own age---you were driving that bus

ps
in college tests 93 % failed most of these
now you know why there have been so many demonstrations and r**ts since the e******n

Docadhoc Loc: Elsewhere

I'd say.our.old fogey brains work pretty well. We won didn't we?

Mr Bombastic

You got me on the first two, but I got the rest of them right. Is that a passing grade?

Liberty Tree

Getting older is not so bad. I can hide my own Easter eggs and still be surprised when I find them.

padremike Loc: Phenix City, Al

Oh! There were two questions?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Of course I'm smarter than you, BB. I'm a Marine, while you are a mere Swabbie.

badbobby Loc: texas

you are of course admitting that you failed the test
and being an intelligent "Swabbie"
I knew the answers when I asked them

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

In other words, you c***ted.

BTW...I aced it

badbobby Loc: texas

the only thing you ever "aced"
was a gourmet meal

the waker Loc: 11th freest nation

Well, 3 out of 5 gives you a 60% average, so by public school standards, you passed w/ flying colors

badbobby Loc: texas

well Mr B
you did better than most college students
dunno just what that tells you though

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

As a matter of fact, I have aced many of those.

Docadhoc Loc: Elsewhere

Does that mean he gets a coloring book and a pony to.pet?

Mr Bombastic

No thanks. I had a pony once. It was a pain to take care of. It also jumped the fence, one day, and got hit by a car. Stupid ponies.

badbobby Loc: texas

give him the color book
I want the pony