Advantages of Being A Woman
Dec 8, 2013 13:56:02 #
There are thirty funny one liners on this topic. As it is my forum, I get to choose. Heh...heh...heh...heh!
1. We do not lust after a cartoon character or central figure in a computer game.
2. Taxis stop for us.
3. It is possible to live our whole life without taking a group shower.
4. We do not have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
5. We can congratulate our team-mate without patting them on the derrière .
6. We do not have to memorize Caddyshack to fit in.
And the top four:
If we marry someone twenty years younger, we are aware we look like an i***t.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. :) :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
1. We do not lust after a cartoon character or central figure in a computer game.
2. Taxis stop for us.
3. It is possible to live our whole life without taking a group shower.
4. We do not have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
5. We can congratulate our team-mate without patting them on the derrière .
6. We do not have to memorize Caddyshack to fit in.
And the top four:
If we marry someone twenty years younger, we are aware we look like an i***t.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. :) :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
Dec 8, 2013 17:29:42 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
There are thirty funny one liners on this topic. A... (show quote)
It's a good thing there are dudes around to correct those deficiencies, eh? :mrgreen: :shock: :lol: :roll:
Dec 8, 2013 17:37:21 #
lpnmajor wrote:
It's a good thing there are dudes around to correct those deficiencies, eh? :mrgreen: :shock: :lol: :roll:
Where in the bedunky have you been? Did you lose power? I have been concerned. The last we communicated you were iced in and then you vanish. DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN,...do you hear me?! :?: :!:
Dec 8, 2013 23:35:39 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
Where in the bedunky have you been? Did you lose power? I have been concerned. The last we communicated you were iced in and then you vanish. DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN,...do you hear me?! :?: :!:
Roger that!
Dec 8, 2013 23:40:17 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Roger that!
You best follow instructions. :hunf: :mrgreen:
To get even, while you were absent my location was divulged by someone. It is now up to you to go through all the forums and find it. Heh...heh...heh...
Dec 8, 2013 23:42:37 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
You best follow instructions. :hunf: :mrgreen:
How can I? Apparently I don't know the American language too well. :oops:
Dec 8, 2013 23:47:39 #
lpnmajor wrote:
How can I? Apparently I don't know the American language too well. :oops:
You might want to read the edited comment. Heh...heh...heh... :mrgreen:
Dec 9, 2013 08:24:12 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
AuntiE wrote:
You might want to read the edited comment. Heh...heh...heh... :mrgreen:
"revenge is best served cold", or so the saying goes. Well I have plenty of cold, as to revenge, well.... :twisted:
Dec 12, 2013 15:09:56 #
I like your initial post, it was cute. You know, the man is suppose to be the Head of the family, but it is the wife considered the neck, who has the influence as to which way the Head turns~
lpnmajor wrote:
"revenge is best served cold", or so the saying goes. Well I have plenty of cold, as to revenge, well.... :twisted:
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