try this out
stop at the pharmacy and go to the section that has thermometers and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
be sure you get that (Johnson and Johnson)brand
Now,go home,lock your doors,close the window curtains,and disconnect the phone,so you won't be disturbed
change into something comfortable and sit in your favorite chair.
now,open the package you bought and remove the thermometer.Now carefully place it on a table where it wont get chipped or broken
Now the fun begins
Take the literature from the box and read it carefully.
you will notice this statement in small print
"every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested and sanitized".
Now,close your eyes and repeat out loud five times
"I am so glad i don't work in the thermometer control department at Johnson and Johnson"s

enjoy your life everyone
there is a termination date
you know



a quickie

Do you remember the the famous Olympic skater Picabo Street?
Well Picabo now works in a hospital as a nurse in the intensive care unit
She cannot answer the phone any more however
She caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say
"Picabo--ICU"

try this out
stop at the pharmacy and go to the section that has thermometers and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
be sure you get that (Johnson and Johnson)brand
Now,go home,lock your doors,close the window curtains,and disconnect the phone,so you won't be disturbed
change into something comfortable and sit in your favorite chair.
now,open the package you bought and remove the thermometer.Now carefully place it on a table where it wont get chipped or broken
Now the fun begins
Take the literature from the box and read it carefully.
you will notice this statement in small print
"every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested and sanitized".
Now,close your eyes and repeat out loud five times
"I am so glad i don't work in the thermometer control department at Johnson and Johnson"s

enjoy your life everyone
there is a termination date
you know



a quickie

Do you remember the the famous Olympic skater Picabo Street?
Well Picabo now works in a hospital as a nurse in the intensive care unit
She cannot answer the phone any more however
She caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say
"Picabo--ICU"

try this out
stop at the pharmacy and go to the section that has thermometers and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
be sure you get that (Johnson and Johnson)brand
Now,go home,lock your doors,close the window curtains,and disconnect the phone,so you won't be disturbed
change into something comfortable and sit in your favorite chair.
now,open the package you bought and remove the thermometer.Now carefully place it on a table where it wont get chipped or broken
Now the fun begins
Take the literature from the box and read it carefully.
you will notice this statement in small print
"every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested and sanitized".
Now,close your eyes and repeat out loud five times
"I am so glad i don't work in the thermometer control department at Johnson and Johnson"s

enjoy your life everyone
there is a termination date
you know



a quickie

Do you remember the the famous Olympic skater Picabo Street?
Well Picabo now works in a hospital as a nurse in the intensive care unit
She cannot answer the phone any more however
She caused too much confusion when she would answer the phohine and say
"Picabo--ICU"