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As cotton futures fall precariously, in an obvious rebuke of this market that stands in the president's mind as an icon of s***ery, President Obama, on a hastily designed outing with his family to a state fair to make it appear coincidental, hungrily devoured a symbolic cone of pink cotton candy.

The unmistakeable message, plain and simple: my socialist regime will devour your blood-sucking, r****t, capitalist souls. He even has the unmitigated gall to smile and laugh as he performs this heinous act of marxist h**e for our free market ideal, offering the symbolic blood sacrifice to his two daughters. Appalling. Has he no shame?

Several winesses, including a most respectable local hog farmer named Bubba Whatcamacallit, told our reporter that before Obama took his first bite he uttered, "Kunta Kinta, this one's for you," proof of what this tawdry display was really all about: his h**e for the American way of life.
But there's more; brace yourselves and come to know what you are up against.

While one of the state fair employees called people to try their sk**l at hitting targets with a bee-bee gun, a black heliocopter swooped in and took the whole tent away, employee and all. Later photographs showing that there was no bee-bee tent ever there but only public port-a-potties, the so-called "real" bee-bee gun tent being on the otherside of the field, have obviously been doctored by the ever compliant and controlled media.

Then you should have been there to see Michele curse and scream and beat on a man selling candy carmel apples and too-big soft drinks. The beating moved behind his stand out of public, and that is when the Secret Service moved in; no one has seen this man since then.

On a side but very telling point: Obama tried to buy a beer but was denied for having a phony ID.

Vacaman

Hahahahahah thanks for the laughs !

TroubleshooterTim Loc: People's Republic of Oregon

:thumbup:
Very cleverly done.

jonhatfield Loc: Green Bay, WI

Sounds like Fox news or one of the rightwingnut sources being quoted as sources by the wingnut gang here on OPP. Just wait, in a week of two your story will be being quoted by rightwingnuts all over the place!

vernon

i might be a right wing nut but you are a c*******t moron

bluejacket

Yes you are a right wing nut , and no Jonhatfield isn't a moron by any streich of anybodies imagination (you are to conservative to have an imagination) , he may or may not be c*******t I suspect he isn't his rhetoric indicates he is more centric than leaning in any direction , and Rumitoids farcical parody is very good and good enough for the extreme conservatives to use it as t***h

Alicia Loc: NYC

D I T T O ! ! ! :D :D :D

Alicia Loc: NYC

How ridiculous some are in that they look for AYTHING to condemn Obama. The initial statement clearly depicts the paranoid minds of anti-Obama-ists.

jonhatfield Loc: Green Bay, WI

You are indeed a rightwingnut, an extremist who considers any view left of your extreme right to be c*******t. You are a shameful example of rightwingnutism and its falsifying issues.

For your information I v**ed 3 times for Richard Nixon for President and, if I were to go back, would v**e for him again even knowing all his shortcomings. Up to I v**ed straight GOP except LJB over Goldwater because he indicated he would take the Vietnam War into North Vietnam, which I considered would have same consequences of MacArthur's taking the Korean War to the Chinese border resulting in the Chinese entering the war.I switched to Dem over Reaganism, which I considered to be the present day equivalent of Jacksonianism before the Civil War. I consider myself a Hamiltonian conservative and see the Dems as the present day equivalent of the Federalists, Whigs, and original GOP...see the modern GOP as the equivalent of the Jacksonian original Dems and the Tea Party as the equivalent of Jacksonian populists. Ironic that the two parties have taken positions today the opposite of their historical roots. ha.

Obviously not a C*******t and while I'm somewhat a moron (despite graduating at the top of the graduating class at UT in 1959), you have proved yourself not only a nut but also a moronic namecaller...typical of rightwingnuts, almost a stereotype.

Don Overton Loc: Southwest USA

No you are nothing but a common i***t.

Vacaman

Now now fellas, I've read some good posts by all, I'm glad we can usually get through the posts without the name calling. You all seem pretty passionate about your beliefs and are most certainly free to express them in our great country!

Alicia Loc: NYC

The strategy of calling names proves a weak argumet.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

I love it when left leaners make this statement about name calling and come up with that foolishness. It seems that only people from the right stereotype and there you were stereotyping yourself.

Lets all get together and have a laugh at you accusing and following with what you accuse about.

Was that college, Texas, Tennessee, or Tallahassee? Seriously I would like to know.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

You can say this statement so near the post of jonhatfield using the Alinsky method of name calling and so many of your alignment think jon is a really bright person. I do enjoy reading him but won't use those Alinsky type names to describe either of you.

jonhatfield Loc: Green Bay, WI

Tennessee, you old wingnut.

What else does one call people who assume anyone who disagrees with their rightwingness is "leftleaner" or "C*******t"? Are you seriously denying that you and your fellow travelers on OPP aren't crazy fanatics? Since you wingnuts won't call out the false statements of your fellow travelers, I have to. I'm not complaining about rightwing falsifications, just pointing them out. If in the process you feel I am insulting your camp, please point out examples of how reasonable and accurate and sane the statements that Obama h**es America, is Marxist, is Muslim, etc. etc. that characterize your camp's posts across thread after thread on OPP. I could care less what names I'm called...I enjoy throwing back to you and all the rightwingnuts on OPP the t***h about your garbage thinking. Someone has to correct the filth, paranoid fantasy lines, and gang-up postings of your gang.