The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying
Nov 8, 2016 13:01:44 #
A man was in a bar with his buddies, recounting the events of the previous week.
It was payday the previous Friday, so he had decided to stay out with his friends for a spot of drinking. An evening out turned into a whole weekend of partying, and he only returned home on Sunday night, to bear his wife's inevitable wrath.
“My wife wasn’t too pleased that I didn’t show up for a whole weekend,” he said.
“What did she say to you?” asked his buddies.
“Well, she just nagged for what seemed like an eternity, then at one point, she asked me how I’d like it if I didn’t see her for two or three days,” he replied.
“And what did you say?” they asked.
“I told her it would be fine by me!”
“So did she leave?”
"Well no, she didn’t leave, but the joke’s on her. On the third day, my left eye opened up a little bit."
It was payday the previous Friday, so he had decided to stay out with his friends for a spot of drinking. An evening out turned into a whole weekend of partying, and he only returned home on Sunday night, to bear his wife's inevitable wrath.
“My wife wasn’t too pleased that I didn’t show up for a whole weekend,” he said.
“What did she say to you?” asked his buddies.
“Well, she just nagged for what seemed like an eternity, then at one point, she asked me how I’d like it if I didn’t see her for two or three days,” he replied.
“And what did you say?” they asked.
“I told her it would be fine by me!”
“So did she leave?”
"Well no, she didn’t leave, but the joke’s on her. On the third day, my left eye opened up a little bit."
Nov 8, 2016 19:52:09 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man was in a bar with his buddies, recounting th... (show quote)
H**e to cause trouble, however, this husband needs to enroll in one of those "Women's Assertive" classes offered by every junior college in the nation.
Nov 8, 2016 21:02:02 #
padremike wrote:
H**e to cause trouble, however, this husband needs to enroll in one of those "Women's Assertive" classes offered by every junior college in the nation.
It would appear his wife has enough assertiveness for the two of them. He doesn't need the college course, his wife could teach him.
Nov 8, 2016 21:28:01 #
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, it's apparent she doesn't listen!
Nothing, it's apparent she doesn't listen!
PoppaGringo wrote:
It would appear his wife has enough assertiveness for the two of them. He doesn't need the college course, his wife ould teach him.
Nov 9, 2016 02:37:28 #
Nov 9, 2016 17:46:47 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man was in a bar with his buddies, recounting th... (show quote)
he was lucky it wasn't both eyes, a broken nose,two broken ribs,and a sprained sacrorilliac
Nov 9, 2016 19:30:13 #
bilordinary wrote:
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, it's apparent she doesn't listen!
What do battered wives and battered girlfriends have in common ?
..............THEY JUST DON'T LISTEN !..............
Nothing, it's apparent she doesn't listen!
What do battered wives and battered girlfriends have in common ?
..............THEY JUST DON'T LISTEN !..............
Nov 9, 2016 19:45:49 #
my wife hears everything I say
and then repeats it to me a month later
when I've been proven wrong
and then repeats it to me a month later
when I've been proven wrong
Nov 9, 2016 22:26:19 #
badbobby wrote:
my wife hears everything I say
and then repeats it to me a month later
when I've been proven wrong
and then repeats it to me a month later
when I've been proven wrong
What's your point? Don't we all? One word from me and she does as she pleases.... Uh Hunny, can I post this on the forum?
Thank you boss.
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