The sign----funny
Nov 8, 2016 10:54:56 #
A couple of young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: "Two Prostitutes – $50.00."
A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over and advised that they would have to remove the sign or go to jail. Right about that time, a minivan passed by with a sign on the side of it that read: "Jesus Saves."
"How come you don’t stop them?" asked one of the girls.
"Well, that’s a little different," the officer replied, "their sign pertains to religion."
The two ladies of the night pouted a bit, but they took their sign down and drove off peacefully.
The following day, the same police officer was running radar when he noticed the same two young ladies driving around with another sign on their car.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he flipped his lights on and began to catch up when he noticed the what the new sign read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter – $50.00.
A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over and advised that they would have to remove the sign or go to jail. Right about that time, a minivan passed by with a sign on the side of it that read: "Jesus Saves."
"How come you don’t stop them?" asked one of the girls.
"Well, that’s a little different," the officer replied, "their sign pertains to religion."
The two ladies of the night pouted a bit, but they took their sign down and drove off peacefully.
The following day, the same police officer was running radar when he noticed the same two young ladies driving around with another sign on their car.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he flipped his lights on and began to catch up when he noticed the what the new sign read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter – $50.00.
Nov 8, 2016 11:04:09 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Onelostdog wrote:
A couple of young, entrepreneurial prostitutes wer... (show quote)
Obviously, the ladies were seeking a religious experience.
Nov 8, 2016 11:04:25 #
Onelostdog wrote:
A couple of young, entrepreneurial prostitutes wer... (show quote)
Two very enterprising young ladies (of the night).
Nov 8, 2016 11:06:02 #
slatten49 wrote:
Obviously, the ladies were seeking a religious experience.
If they had met me when I was younger---oh never mind.
Nov 8, 2016 11:06:22 #
Onelostdog wrote:
A couple of young, entrepreneurial prostitutes wer... (show quote)
Not really funny, dog.
I'm sure you meant well but it was rather bland, not to mention disrespectful to St. Peter.
Nothing personal, dog.
Nov 8, 2016 11:07:15 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Two very enterprising young ladies (of the night).
The oldest occupation we have, they should have it down by now.
Nov 8, 2016 11:10:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Onelostdog wrote:
The oldest occupation we have, they should have it down by now.
Something or somebody is going down.
Nov 8, 2016 11:25:57 #
Wolf counselor wrote:
Not really funny, dog.
I'm sure you meant well but it was rather bland, not to mention disrespectful to St. Peter.
Nothing personal, dog.
I'm sure you meant well but it was rather bland, not to mention disrespectful to St. Peter.
Nothing personal, dog.
Sorry but I didn't a St. Peter anywhere in there to be disrespectful to or I wouldn't have posted it. As in everything else all people can not enjoy the same things thats what makes us all so unique. Hope you enjoy the e******n today Wolf, I'm going to partake but not till late this afternoon when it starts getting good.
Nov 8, 2016 11:44:31 #
Onelostdog wrote:
A couple of young, entrepreneurial prostitutes wer... (show quote)
a bit blasfimous , but pretty good.
Nov 8, 2016 20:39:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
Obviously, the ladies were seeking a religious experience.
Suspect they got it too.....
Cute, dog!!
Nov 9, 2016 17:27:41 #
Nov 9, 2016 17:41:58 #
goofball wrote:
Even God likes joke's,he made you didn't he?
the ladies were merely advertising their wares
what's wrong with that????
Nov 9, 2016 17:46:29 #
goofball wrote:
Even God likes joke's,he made you didn't he?
Ahh thats a good thing compared to your father Satan isn't it.
Nov 9, 2016 17:48:16 #
badbobby wrote:
the ladies were merely advertising their wares
what's wrong with that????
what's wrong with that????
How can one argue against humanities first lucrative occupation?
Nov 10, 2016 07:21:50 #
The sign should have said looking for dick 50$ and when the two women got pulled over they put their window down and with big smiles on their faces the officer says what did i tell you about the other sign they look at him laughing and say but officer all we are doing is looking for richard you know dick do you know dick the officer starts laughing and says get outta here take care everyone and always keep the faith.
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