Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

A father told his 3 children when he sent them to college:

"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education,
and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to
appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when
I die.”

And so it happened, one became a doctor, one a lawyer, and one a
financial planner, each very financially successful. When their
father's time had come, and they saw their father in the coffin, they
remembered his wish.

First, it was the doctor who put 10 newly printed, crisp $100 bills
onto the chest of the deceased.

Then, came the financial planner, who also placed $1,000 in cash there.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. She dipped into her
purse, took out her checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, placed it
into her father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

She is now running for President of the United States.

This explains how the CLINTON foundation really works!

4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory

Don that one is funny and true at the same time !

hukipau19

Hillery at her best! She also wrote the check on an old inactive account.