conjoined twins
Nov 5, 2016 14:48:45 #
conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool
one said"Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip.I'm John,hes Jim,two Molsens,draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer"Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month.We go there every year,rent a car and just drive all over,don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender"Wonderful country,the history,the culture,and especially their food and beer.You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John"we don't care for all that,hamburgers and Molsens are for us.Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds"And we really can't stand the British,they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused"If you really feel that way,then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"
one said"Don't mind us ,we are joined at the hip.I'm John,hes Jim,two Molsens,draft please"
The bartender feeling awkward tries to make polite conversation while he draws the beer"Been on vacation yet guys?"
John says "Oh,we are off to jolly old England next month.We go there every year,rent a car and just drive all over,don't we Jim?"
Jim nods
"Ah,England "says the bartender"Wonderful country,the history,the culture,and especially their food and beer.You must love it a lot".
"Naw"says John"we don't care for all that,hamburgers and Molsens are for us.Right Jim"?
Jim nods
John adds"And we really can't stand the British,they are arrogant and rude".
the bartender was confused"If you really feel that way,then why do you go back every year?"
"It gives Jim a chance to drive"
Nov 5, 2016 16:21:06 #
Nov 5, 2016 17:48:23 #
badbobby wrote:
conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselve... (show quote)
Knew it was coming, Funny indeed
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