badbobby wrote:
I am old (1926)and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions
I never found out who let the dogs out
where's the beef?
how to get to Sesame St
why doesn't Dora use Doodle
why do all fruit loop flavors taste the same
why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton,but batteries are encased in plastic that's hard as nails
why women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed
why abbreviation is such a long word
why lemon juice is made with artificial flavoring,but dish washing fluid is made from real lemons
why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
why do you have to put your two cents in whenit's only a penny for your thoughts
what happens to the extra penny
why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle little Star have the same tune
why did you just sing both tunes
what is Victoria's secret
I got this from a friend,who stole it from her mothers girlfriend's,uncles cousins, babies momma's,doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mail man
now it's all yours
peace brothers and sisters
I am old (1926)and I just realized I still have so... (
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Sharp as a tack you are.
Moses was 900 years old when he built the ark.
Teach what you know.