Three priests
Nov 2, 2016 20:32:27 #
Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to
Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very foxy,
shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy
sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so
they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young
lady, I would like three pickets to Titsburg." He
completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest went to the window. "Young
lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would
like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified,
he too fled.
"Morons" the third priest muttered and moved to
the window. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels
and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that,
when you get to the pearly gates,
St Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."
They took the bus.
Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very foxy,
shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy
sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so
they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young
lady, I would like three pickets to Titsburg." He
completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest went to the window. "Young
lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would
like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified,
he too fled.
"Morons" the third priest muttered and moved to
the window. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels
and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that,
when you get to the pearly gates,
St Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."
They took the bus.
Nov 2, 2016 22:24:10 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Onelostdog wrote:
Three priests were in a railroad station on their ... (show quote)
They should'a practiced/rehearsed. 
Nov 2, 2016 22:26:17 #
Nov 2, 2016 23:35:11 #
slatten49 wrote: They should'a practiced/rehearsed.
They should'a practiced/rehearsed. They probably did, kinda like the military with hand to hand combat. Damn I'm bad, I take it back.
Nov 3, 2016 05:22:45 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Three priests were in a railroad station on their ... (show quote)
That made me chuckle.
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