Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
Nov 2, 2016 13:43:31 #
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied,
'Father, it's me, --- Sister Kathleen.'
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, and said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied,
'Father, it's me, --- Sister Kathleen.'
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Nov 2, 2016 16:39:21 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. b... (show quote)
And then the Father said...You need to come see me in the Confessional.
Nov 2, 2016 16:45:53 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
eagleye13 wrote:
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. b... (show quote)
Let's have nun of that blasphemy young man! Everybody is well aware that Nuns are naked under their habits, as I happen to know pret.............never mind.
Nov 2, 2016 16:48:41 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Let's have nun of that blasphemy young man! Everybody is well aware that Nuns are naked under their habits, as I happen to know pret.............never mind.
Let me guess. You went to Catholic school?
Nov 2, 2016 16:57:42 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Let me guess. You went to Catholic school?
No - I just walked by one on Tuesdays at 1:15 pm.
Nov 2, 2016 17:05:09 #
lpnmajor wrote:
No - I just walked by one on Tuesdays at 1:15 pm.
You lost me there. Is that day and time significant in some way?
Nov 2, 2016 17:14:24 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
You lost me there. Is that day and time significant in some way?
That's when I met the Nun for, um, ah...........rec time.
Nov 2, 2016 17:15:49 #
lpnmajor wrote:
That's when I met the Nun for, um, ah...........rec time.
Just to avoid an awkward situation, I'll pretend to believe nothing happened.
Nov 3, 2016 05:21:11 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Just to avoid an awkward situation, I'll pretend to believe nothing happened.
Good idea.
Nov 3, 2016 09:40:11 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. b... (show quote)
who said that nuns couldn't have fun?
Nov 3, 2016 09:42:13 #
Nov 3, 2016 10:51:45 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Or priests;-) 
I understand the new pope has ok'd that nun's and priest may date, as long as they don't get into the habit.
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