Hallmark cards
Nov 1, 2016 12:36:33 #
When you care to send the very best.
From Hallmark with love, now you know what the other side of a true Hallmark moment is.
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) – Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(inside card).... Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and Kentucky
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15.Congratulations on your wedding day...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
From Hallmark with love, now you know what the other side of a true Hallmark moment is.
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) – Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(inside card).... Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and Kentucky
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15.Congratulations on your wedding day...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
Nov 1, 2016 13:14:56 #
Onelostdog wrote:
When you care to send the very best. br From Hallm... (show quote)
Thank you for my morning chuckles.Nov 1, 2016 13:35:58 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
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Your welcome Poppa glad you liked em.
Nov 1, 2016 13:56:28 #
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