THUNDERBOLT

God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not k**l.'

'Not k**l? We're not interested..'

So He went to the B****s and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The B****s wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honour thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not
steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not
commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments..'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

THERE. THAT SHOULD TICK OFF JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY.....

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Here in Texas, we honor an 11th Commandant..."Thou shall serve BBQ."

bahmer

Love that BBQ but up here in Illinois it is hard to find places that prepare it properly. We had one place that had excellent BBQ but the one that had the recipe and knew how to cook it refused to hive his brothers the recipe and the how to. When he died of a heart attack no one in the family knew how to do the BBQ like the elder Box brother and the place finally closed up.

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

And don't skimp on the sides slatt!! You left half of 11 off.......you're slipping a bit

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Easy, Willy...I'm running low on mega-bytes...or wh**ever they're called. I also left off sweet southern iced tea.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

The only meal I ever ate in Illinois was in Alton, a NE suburb of St. Louis. The host of our Khe Sanh reunion took us to this great place off the Mississippi for all the in-shell shrimp we could eat. It was as close to Heaven as I've been outside of Texas...so far.

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

Hey!!!
We are on the same page:-)

boatbob2

AND,in North Florida,We have a 12 th commandment," thou shall keep,all of your guns,cleaned and loaded"

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

And on both coasts;
Stock up on Beer, Wine, and high test booze.

Jesus knew how to party also.
He found another good use for water.

badbobby Loc: texas

and the twelvth
"thou shalt have Jack"

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Then how many BBQ Picnics are we having?????

badbobby Loc: texas

if you attend Linda
we will have lots of them