The cab ride
Oct 30, 2016 11:27:44 #
A nun gets in a cab and after going a few blocks, notices the handsome, young driver staring at her through the mirror. She asks if there's a problem or if he needs something and the cabbie says, "I have a question but don't want to shock you." Sister replies, "Young man, when you've been a nun in a New York parish as long as I have, few things if any, shock or offend you. Ask your question." The driver says he has alway fantasized about kissing a nun and would she allow him to. After thinking a minute the nun says, "Under two conditions: You must be single and a Catholic." After he swears he is both, she tells him to pull over on the first empty street he sees and when he does, the nun gives him a deep, passionate kiss that would make a hooker blush. They drive off and noticing the driver crying, she asks him what's wrong. He says, "I'm so ashamed of myself for lying to a nun! I'm married and Jewish." After a minute of silence, the answer from the back seat is, "My name is Jake and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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Oct 31, 2016 20:24:11 #
kenhissner wrote:
That is funny if only I can remember it
I have the same problem so I tend to use my printer for long winded and important stuff. I have a book started with a bunch of chapters so maybe I could remember what is where when this senility thing kicks in fully.
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