The IRS audit
Oct 28, 2016 13:39:52 #
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Subject: IRS AUDIT
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life”.
IRS AUDITOR: “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one.”
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?”
Subject: IRS AUDIT
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life”.
IRS AUDITOR: “That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one.”
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?”
Oct 28, 2016 15:10:16 #
Oct 28, 2016 16:02:31 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Onelostdog wrote:
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Just another example of the IRS harassing innocent republicans.
Oct 29, 2016 08:20:12 #
Oct 29, 2016 11:40:12 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
Onelostdog wrote:
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Reminds me of the story on how to become a millionaire by fishing. First you start with a billion dollars.
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