missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

The Aisle, the Altar, the Hymn


Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery:

Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get
married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once
their vows are exchanged?
Finally, the riddle is solved.
A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down
the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir
singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts
where the brain absorbs these three stimuli:
Aisle, altar, and hymn.
She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these
perceptions:
Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn.
And finally, as she stops beside the g***m, the conditioning process is
complete. She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself:
'I'll alter him!’
HERE ENDETH THE LESSON

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

How have I missed that, all these years

Next...the Bermuda Triangle.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

I know . If I'd known this decades ago , why , nothing would have changed

Loki Loc: Georgia

I'm ahead of you: Look for my upcoming treatise; "The Bermuda Triangle; Equilateral or Isosceles?"

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

scalene

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

I thought I had an escape valve for this because, I was the one looking up at her. I can attest that it doesn't matter either way. 😁

GodFollower

ROFLMFAO!!