Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

Points of Wisdom!

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.


My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.


My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 lbs I've gained since then.


I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"


The speed with which a woman says "nothing", when asked "What's wrong?", is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming.


Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday ... your life sucks!


The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she's going to get me something.


On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.


I can't understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor".


What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?


Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!


The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet is that nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk!!

jimahrens Loc: California

3 Cheers was great

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I went to the Cleveland Museum of Natural history last week and the lady asked if I'd like the "senior citizens" discount. I said "no, I won't like it one bit, I'll take it - but I won't like it".

I went to an aircraft museum, a LARGE museum and had to use my wheelchair since I can't walk very far. So here I am in my wheelchair, my cane in my lap and my Grandson pushing me and the attendant asks "do you have any special needs?" I said, "yes I do. I need someone to scratch my nuts every 10 minutes or so, because sitting in this chair makes em itch something fierce. "

I guess I'm just not aging "gracefully" or something.