Nillary's Book Review
Oct 23, 2016 14:07:25 #
Nutter
Loc: Fly Over Zone
Still laughing over this clever paragraph on review of Clinton’s book on Amazon….
Amazon deleted a lot of negative comments/reviews on the book…this one got over 3,400 “helpful” clicks as the writer discusses his problems after ordering it.
“I was going to read this book … I really was. But just
as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell
and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses
that were so damn thick I couldn’t even see to read. As if that wasn’t
enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started
coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard’s
eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again,
waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days
earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it’s a good
thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in
the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then,
miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just
talk to their employees for a few minutes – and all that really helped
out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn’t figure out how I was
gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the
$1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but,
honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks
anyway.”
" I am giving this book 5 stars so I don't get murdered"
Amazon deleted a lot of negative comments/reviews on the book…this one got over 3,400 “helpful” clicks as the writer discusses his problems after ordering it.
“I was going to read this book … I really was. But just
as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell
and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses
that were so damn thick I couldn’t even see to read. As if that wasn’t
enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started
coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard’s
eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again,
waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days
earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it’s a good
thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in
the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then,
miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just
talk to their employees for a few minutes – and all that really helped
out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn’t figure out how I was
gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the
$1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but,
honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks
anyway.”
" I am giving this book 5 stars so I don't get murdered"
Oct 23, 2016 15:01:18 #
Nutter wrote:
Still laughing over this clever paragraph on revie... (show quote)
That was a great post! I honestly think whomever wrote it, had to take a break before finishing. I got to the part about the lizard eyes, and totally lost it for five minutes. I had to wait for the tears to stop before I could go on!
Thanks for the laugh.
SEMPER FI
Oct 23, 2016 18:12:28 #
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.