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Oct 11, 2016 08:13:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A woman and man got into a car accident. Both of their cars were badly damaged, but amazingly neither of them were hurt.

After they crawled out of the wreckage, the woman said: "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replied: "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman pointed to a bottle on the ground and said: "Here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of whisky from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, and drank about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asked: "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replied: "No. I think I'll just wait for the police - I'll let them decide whose fault it is."

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Oct 11, 2016 08:17:53   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
A woman and man got into a car accident. Both of their cars were badly damaged, but amazingly neither of them were hurt.

After they crawled out of the wreckage, the woman said: "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replied: "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman pointed to a bottle on the ground and said: "Here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of whisky from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, and drank about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asked: "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replied: "No. I think I'll just wait for the police - I'll let them decide whose fault it is."
A woman and man got into a car accident. Both of t... (show quote)








Sounds about right.

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Oct 11, 2016 08:20:29   #
okie don
 
Not all blonds are dumb

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Oct 11, 2016 08:55:37   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
A woman and man got into a car accident. Both of their cars were badly damaged, but amazingly neither of them were hurt.

After they crawled out of the wreckage, the woman said: "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replied: "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman pointed to a bottle on the ground and said: "Here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of whisky from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, and drank about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asked: "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replied: "No. I think I'll just wait for the police - I'll let them decide whose fault it is."
A woman and man got into a car accident. Both of t... (show quote)


Kinda like Adam and Eve - and Eve's piece of fruit, "here eat this".

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Oct 11, 2016 09:02:04   #
Morgan
 
slatten49 wrote:
A woman and man got into a car accident. Both of their cars were badly damaged, but amazingly neither of them were hurt.

After they crawled out of the wreckage, the woman said: "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replied: "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman pointed to a bottle on the ground and said: "Here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of whisky from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink it and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, and drank about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asked: "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replied: "No. I think I'll just wait for the police - I'll let them decide whose fault it is."
A woman and man got into a car accident. Both of t... (show quote)


Oh Slatt, the poor innocent naive man up against the deceiving woman Yeah yeah it's just a joke ahmm, though...sadly at times I cannot deny the t***h in it, but not just with women. I guess that was your point...I hope anyway.

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Oct 11, 2016 09:03:24   #
Morgan
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Kinda like Adam and Eve - and Eve's piece of fruit, "here eat this".



And who prey tell was the snake? I know a few of those.

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Oct 11, 2016 09:12:16   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Morgan wrote:
And who prey tell was the snake? I know a few of those.


If it was a two headed snake, I'd be tempted so say Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Barring that, I'd say it was that dude from the Fox channel. What was his name? Oh that's right - Lucifer.

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Oct 11, 2016 10:11:22   #
Morgan
 
lpnmajor wrote:
If it was a two headed snake, I'd be tempted so say Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Barring that, I'd say it was that dude from the Fox channel. What was his name? Oh that's right - Lucifer.


Ah it wasn't, I do believe it was Lucifer in the form of a snake, he was a male hahaha. That's the bible for ya always putting the male in position of authority or superiority, imagine that. Now we can talk about the two heads of a snake, which two heads? I've just learned they have two sex organs, imagine that too.

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Oct 11, 2016 10:25:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Morgan wrote:
Oh Slatt, the poor innocent naive man up against the deceiving woman Yeah yeah it's just a joke ahmm, though...sadly at times I cannot deny the t***h in it, but not just with women. I guess that was your point...I hope anyway.

The Devil made me post it.

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Oct 11, 2016 10:47:20   #
Morgan
 
slatten49 wrote:
The Devil made me post it.


Hmmm apparently you some issues, and you may have good reason no doubt,

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Oct 11, 2016 11:01:49   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Morgan wrote:
Hmmm apparently you some issues, and you may have good reason no doubt,

Mayhaps.

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Oct 11, 2016 12:00:56   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
The Devil made me post it.


You got him on speed dial? Is "speed dial" even a thing anymore?

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Oct 11, 2016 12:51:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
You got him on speed dial? Is "speed dial" even a thing anymore?


I'd rather not say.

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Oct 11, 2016 12:59:17   #
Morgan
 
slatten49 wrote:
Mayhaps.


Don't we all

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Oct 11, 2016 16:56:31   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'd rather not say.


Why not? Hasn't Trump taught you anything?

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