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Oct 2, 2016 10:44:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park benchoutside the local town hallwhere a flower show was in progress
One leaned to the other and said"Life is so boring,I never have fun anymore.For just $10 I'd strip,and run through that stupid flower show bare-assed naked'!!
"You are on"replied the other old lady"Here's the $10!
So the first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes,grabbed a dead flower from a nearby display and held it her teeth.them ,completely naked,she streaked(hobbled)
throughthe front door to the flower show.
Waiting outside,her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall,followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally her naked friend exited the front door,surrounded by a cheering ,clapping crowd'
"What happened in there?"the second old lady asked
"I won $10,000,first prizefor best dried out arrangement"!!



Our time on earth is short,break the rules,forgive your enemies,love truly,laugh at every chance,and never regret anything that made you smile







How to pick up women

I'm getting on in years,some would say I'm frayed around the edges.
but I have a nice car,a little money,and spend most of my time just driving around enjoying life'
I met this gorgeous young lady in the park last week.
there was an instant spark between us.
all of a sudden,she did this cute little dance,then just dropped to the grass at my feet
As she lay there I thought
"Wow,these phazer guns are really worth the money"!!

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Oct 2, 2016 11:34:13   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park benchoutside the local town hallwhere a flower show was in progress
One leaned to the other and said"Life is so boring,I never have fun anymore.For just $10 I'd strip,and run through that stupid flower show bare-assed naked'!!
"You are on"replied the other old lady"Here's the $10!
So the first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes,grabbed a dead flower from a nearby display and held it her teeth.them ,completely naked,she streaked(hobbled)
throughthe front door to the flower show.
Waiting outside,her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall,followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally her naked friend exited the front door,surrounded by a cheering ,clapping crowd'
"What happened in there?"the second old lady asked
"I won $10,000,first prizefor best dried out arrangement"!!



Our time on earth is short,break the rules,forgive your enemies,love truly,laugh at every chance,and never regret anything that made you smile







How to pick up women

I'm getting on in years,some would say I'm frayed around the edges.
but I have a nice car,a little money,and spend most of my time just driving around enjoying life'
I met this gorgeous young lady in the park last week.
there was an instant spark between us.
all of a sudden,she did this cute little dance,then just dropped to the grass at my feet
As she lay there I thought
"Wow,these phazer guns are really worth the money"!!
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench... (show quote)


Funny

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Oct 2, 2016 11:51:36   #
Big dog
 
Love it

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Oct 2, 2016 13:44:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park benchoutside the local town hallwhere a flower show was in progress
One leaned to the other and said"Life is so boring,I never have fun anymore.For just $10 I'd strip,and run through that stupid flower show bare-assed naked'!!
"You are on"replied the other old lady"Here's the $10!
So the first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes,grabbed a dead flower from a nearby display and held it her teeth.them ,completely naked,she streaked(hobbled)
throughthe front door to the flower show.
Waiting outside,her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall,followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally her naked friend exited the front door,surrounded by a cheering ,clapping crowd'
"What happened in there?"the second old lady asked
"I won $10,000,first prizefor best dried out arrangement"!!



Our time on earth is short,break the rules,forgive your enemies,love truly,laugh at every chance,and never regret anything that made you smile







How to pick up women

I'm getting on in years,some would say I'm frayed around the edges.
but I have a nice car,a little money,and spend most of my time just driving around enjoying life'
I met this gorgeous young lady in the park last week.
there was an instant spark between us.
all of a sudden,she did this cute little dance,then just dropped to the grass at my feet
As she lay there I thought
"Wow,these phazer guns are really worth the money"!!
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench... (show quote)

Wow...you really have a way with women, don't you, BB

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Oct 2, 2016 14:09:27   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
badbobby wrote:
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park benchoutside the local town hallwhere a flower show was in progress
One leaned to the other and said"Life is so boring,I never have fun anymore.For just $10 I'd strip,and run through that stupid flower show bare-assed naked'!!
"You are on"replied the other old lady"Here's the $10!
So the first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes,grabbed a dead flower from a nearby display and held it her teeth.them ,completely naked,she streaked(hobbled)
throughthe front door to the flower show.
Waiting outside,her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall,followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally her naked friend exited the front door,surrounded by a cheering ,clapping crowd'
"What happened in there?"the second old lady asked
"I won $10,000,first prizefor best dried out arrangement"!!



Our time on earth is short,break the rules,forgive your enemies,love truly,laugh at every chance,and never regret anything that made you smile







How to pick up women

I'm getting on in years,some would say I'm frayed around the edges.
but I have a nice car,a little money,and spend most of my time just driving around enjoying life'
I met this gorgeous young lady in the park last week.
there was an instant spark between us.
all of a sudden,she did this cute little dance,then just dropped to the grass at my feet
As she lay there I thought
"Wow,these phazer guns are really worth the money"!!
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench... (show quote)



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Oct 2, 2016 14:11:35   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Wow...you really have a way with women, don't you, BB


with the help of my trusty phaser

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Oct 2, 2016 16:13:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
with the help of my trusty phaser


More than likely, the women phase you out as quickly as possible. They're looking for a Marine, ya' know.

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Oct 2, 2016 17:10:18   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
badbobby wrote:
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park benchoutside the local town hallwhere a flower show was in progress
One leaned to the other and said"Life is so boring,I never have fun anymore.For just $10 I'd strip,and run through that stupid flower show bare-assed naked'!!
"You are on"replied the other old lady"Here's the $10!
So the first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes,grabbed a dead flower from a nearby display and held it her teeth.them ,completely naked,she streaked(hobbled)
throughthe front door to the flower show.
Waiting outside,her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall,followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally her naked friend exited the front door,surrounded by a cheering ,clapping crowd'
"What happened in there?"the second old lady asked
"I won $10,000,first prizefor best dried out arrangement"!!



Our time on earth is short,break the rules,forgive your enemies,love truly,laugh at every chance,and never regret anything that made you smile







How to pick up women

I'm getting on in years,some would say I'm frayed around the edges.
but I have a nice car,a little money,and spend most of my time just driving around enjoying life'
I met this gorgeous young lady in the park last week.
there was an instant spark between us.
all of a sudden,she did this cute little dance,then just dropped to the grass at my feet
As she lay there I thought
"Wow,these phazer guns are really worth the money"!!
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench... (show quote)


I am stunned! No wait, I am shocked! No wait, I am mortified, the girl was the first two.

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Oct 2, 2016 20:39:05   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
I am stunned! No wait, I am shocked! No wait, I am mortified, the girl was the first two.



promise not to go off the deep end Maj
I have more
I know you can hardly wait

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Oct 2, 2016 20:41:00   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
More than likely, the women phase you out as quickly as possible. They're looking for a Marine, ya' know.


you gotta be pullin my chain Slat
no sane woman would take a Marine over a handsome Sailor

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Oct 2, 2016 21:27:03   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you gotta be pullin my chain Slat
no sane woman would take a Marine over a handsome Sailor

Yeah, but handsome Marines are in abundance...handsome Swabbies are rare as hen's teeth.

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Oct 2, 2016 21:40:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
There is no such animal as a handsome Marine
Sailors have a monopoly on handsomeness

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Oct 2, 2016 22:07:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
There is no such animal as a handsome Marine
Sailors have a monopoly on handsomeness



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