Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A retired Chief Petty Officer, drunk and with a ragged dirty look, came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send him away.

They gave him a glass of wine to taste.
The old Chief tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable."

"That's correct," said the boss. "Another glass, please."
"It's a cabernet, eight years old, south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at eight degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."

"Absolutely correct.Now a third glass."
''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.

The director was astonished and winked at his secretary to suggest something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The old Navy Chief tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."

Big dog

Ho yeah.
Good night Mrs Calabash, and all the ships at sea .

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Fair winds and following seas as Mr Goodnight has come to bid ado.

bilordinary Loc: SW Washington

Beer would work better in this joke, same color and sailors prefer beer!

bggamers Loc: georgia

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Obviously a retired HMC. Old school technology allowed me to diagnose several maladies in the field, by smelling and tasting urine. I didn't have that level of expertise, but then - I wasn't a Chief Petty Officer.

badbobby Loc: texas

there's no fooling an old Sailor

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Not a chance but now the young ones they can be fun as hell.

Mikeyavelli

Except that Pinot Blanc isn't used for Champagne.

badbobby Loc: texas

k**ljoy