PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

One Monday morning, a postman was walking through a neighborhood on his usual route delivering the mail. As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His curiosity was cut short by Craig, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

“Wow Craig looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,” the postman commented.

Craig, in obvious pain, replied: “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?”

The postman thought for a moment and said: “How do you play WHO AM I?”

‘Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.”

The postman laughed and said, “Sounds like fun. I'm sorry I missed it.”

“Probably a good thing you did,” Craig responded. “Your name came up seven times.”

badbobby Loc: texas

dam postmen

I'm gonna be home next time he delivers mail

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Be sure to check the 9-month delivery.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Why would you be interested in the Postman's winkie?

badbobby Loc: texas

nope
just gonna check out how long it takes him to deliver mail at my house

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

It takes about 8 inches - or so I've heard. Oh, you meant time wise! Sorry!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I wouldn't worry about the postman, BB...unless he's a Marine. We're irresistible, and we always deliver.

badbobby Loc: texas

everyone should be good for something Slat
dam shame that Jarheads
can't even qualify there
pobrecitos

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

There where?

badbobby Loc: texas

outer space
right ehere your head is located

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I have never tried to invade a Swabbies head.

badbobby Loc: texas

I understand Papi
too big a job

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Yes, it is too cavernous.

badbobby Loc: texas

yessireebob
cavern plumb full of wisdom