lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I wunted to se haw mush Inklish I rememorized from skool. I member beink told to rite, rite and rite, to lurn to spill wards and then reed, reed an reed to lurn to coganize em wind I seen em. I sink I doink purty gude. Itz a marble of teknologee, this spillchiker and ottocriket, witch meens, I don hafta stink no more, I jess lit da masheen dood it.

I don haf no smark phoon, cuz I purty smark on my ownsef. I peety thoz wut hafta uze smark phones, cuz thay bees purty dum wifout em.

Want two node sumthin? Jess luke upit on a pooter an sum dufus wil say sum stuff an al yew hafta dood is beleaf it and walla! Yuz now berry smark! Uv coarse, yew musk relie on dat dufus to be berry smark, beleafin wut they sayz, and maybe wunder ware dey gots da stuff wut dey tell jew, butt wut cud go rong? No buddy wood says sum stuff wut wasnted true, now wood dey? Anlez, ov coarse, dey wunted to bamboozle yew or sumpin lake dat - den yew fooked an yew fook eberbuddy yew repete dat stuff two.

Wow! I thought it'd be easy misspelling like that, but I was wrong - it's hard work.

pafret Loc: Northeast

"Wow! I thought it'd be easy misspelling like that, but I was wrong - it's hard work"

You simply have no talent, we have a lot of posters here on OPP who do this with the greatest of ease.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

It is totally legible, however.