badbobby Loc: texas

mo peeking please


Something for you seniors to keep those "aging'gray cells active,and for you whippersnappers to keep them growing

@1---Johnny's mother had three children.The first child she named "April',the second child she named "May"---what did she name the third child?


#2---The clerk at the butcher shop is six feet ,two inches tall ,and he wears size 12 shoes--What does he weigh??


#3---Before they discovered Mt Everest,--what was the tallest mountain in the world??


#4---How much dirt is in a hole that measures 4 feet by six feet??


#5---Which word in the English dictionary is always spelled incorrectly???


#6---Billy was born on December 28th,yet his birthday is always in the summer.How is this possible??


#7---In California you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg---Why not??


#8---What was the Presidents name in `1975???


#9---While running a race and you pass the runner in second place,what position would you be in now??


#10---Which is correct?The yolk of the egg are white?Or the yoke of the egg is white??


#11---If a farmer has five haystacks in one field,and four haystacks in another,how many haystacks would he have if he combined them in another field??







Answers


#1--Johnny--(duh)


@#2---Meat


#3---Mt. Everest--(you aint very good at this ,are you??


#4---none-(-there is no dirt in the hole)

#5---incorrectly


#6---Billy lives in the Southern hemisphere--(it's ok if you missed that 0


#7---you cant take pictures with wooden legs


#8---Same as it is now--(oh,come on,Barak Obama)


#9---second place


#10---neither,the yolk of the egg is yellow


#11---one(great big one)

please don't thank me
it's my privilege to instruct you good folks on OPP

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Haha! See if you can answer this one:

12. what do you get if you take 4 parts sulfuric acid and add 1 part water?


Answer: A melted face. That's happened to me twice.

badbobby Loc: texas

on purpose??

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Not the first time, but the second time - yeah.

mcmlx

Maybe that's why you see that old man ghost in the mirror.
Mary Kay helps.
Just saying.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I already struggle with one women in the house, I couldn't handle another. I'm sure Mary is a fine women and maybe a great exorcist - but I don't think my wife would approve.

mcmlx

Tee hee.
There's no shame in using her beauty products, for beauty's sake.
Exfoliation, moisturizing, and masks if you don't have extremely dry skin.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Ok. I don't know how well that stuff will stick to a ghost, if it will at all - but I'll give it a shot.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BB, you have no way of disproving I knew the answers to every one of your questions above.

badbobby Loc: texas

your mind kinda runs at what you might call "slantwise"
so you prolly did
if you weren't a Jarhead
you would be my ideal idol

mcmlx