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Two Old Men Have A Night On The Town
Sep 28, 2016 21:36:47   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
Two elderly gents decided they were close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, i'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says, you know, i think my girl was dead!'

'Dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say that?'

'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time i was loving her.

His friend says, 'could be worse. I think mine was a witch.

A witch ??. . Why the hell would you say that?


'Well,I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window, and took my teeth with her!

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Sep 29, 2016 02:44:28   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
pafret wrote:
Two elderly gents decided they were close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, i'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says, you know, i think my girl was dead!'

'Dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say that?'

'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time i was loving her.

His friend says, 'could be worse. I think mine was a witch.

A witch ??. . Why the hell would you say that?


'Well,I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window, and took my teeth with her!
Two elderly gents decided they were close to their... (show quote)



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Sep 29, 2016 12:13:02   #
Big dog
 
reconreb wrote:


I'm laughing

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Sep 29, 2016 13:22:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
pafret wrote:
Two elderly gents decided they were close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, i'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says, you know, i think my girl was dead!'

'Dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say that?'

'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time i was loving her.

His friend says, 'could be worse. I think mine was a witch.

A witch ??. . Why the hell would you say that?


'Well,I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window, and took my teeth with her!
Two elderly gents decided they were close to their... (show quote)




But---any port in a storm


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Sep 29, 2016 17:20:56   #
BobDew
 
That is a heck of a way to lose your teeth!!

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