AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Jack who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Jack came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Jack came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The Nun fainted.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Thank you for giving me an alias (aka) in your story, Dear One.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Now this is a side 0of you that i rarely see. Is it the influence of your BFF? If so, she is good for you, lightened up your serious side for a few minutes. She must be doing well and you and she having fun even though she has just had surgery.
She and you are both in our prayers for difference reasons.

SWMBO

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

UncleE sent it.

You need to check on the toad family. We have had two nightly visitors on the screen porch.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Susie is fully prepared for marriage already!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Mr. and Mrs Toad, junior and his sisters Lucy and Ethyl came to cheer up your friend. Nothing like a toad family to bring smiles to people's faces.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

That's more than just a good one. That's a great one

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

Hey . You crazy kids aren't at it again are you ????
Ribbit .

http://stopthedrugwar.org/speakeasy/2007/nov/16/people_are_licking_toads_again

badbobby Loc: texas

head of the class Auntie

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Why not...she is a school-marm, by nature.

badbobby Loc: texas

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you shouldn't be telling Poppa's secret high

bahmer

Good one AuntiE thanks.

badbobby Loc: texas

you are ok Auntie

as long as it aint that fish
sneakin around