Places you would NOT want to work at, if you smoke (Page 3): It wouldn't mask the devastating explosion, when all those farts ignite. They ARE flammable, you know. :sm04:...

Little Ball of Hate

Kevyn wrote:

A fine cigar would mask the smell of feces.

It wouldn't mask the devastating explosion, when all those farts ignite. They ARE flammable, you know.

Little Ball of Hate

mcmlx wrote:

Kev, I'm not believing that no one has gotten it yet.
Maybe if you had said the smell of methane gas?
So good to see you have a "scents" of humor.

As puns go, that's not bad.

mcmlx

Little Ball of H**e wrote:

It wouldn't mask the devastating explosion, when all those farts ignite. They ARE flammable, you know.

That was the joke!
And I think a very good one.

Little Ball of Hate

mcmlx wrote:

That was the joke!
And I think a very good one.

Did you see that video where some guy lit his fart on fire, and his pants caught fire? Now THAT was hilarious.

mcmlx

Little Ball of H**e wrote:

Did you see that video where some guy lit his fart on fire, and his pants caught fire? Now THAT was hilarious.

Yo, you're showing your age.
It was hilarious. We tried that at school and nobody could get it to do right.
I still believe it's true. In the perfect circumstances.

Little Ball of Hate

mcmlx wrote:

Yo, you're showing your age.
It was hilarious. We tried that at school and nobody could get it to do right.
I still believe it's true. In the perfect circumstances.

I wonder if diet has an impact on the flammability of farts. Hmm...Maybe I can get a government grant so I can conduct a study. I'll get someone else to supervise it though. If you know what I mean. Aside from the stench, I'd rather not get blown up if it turns out that a certain diet can create super explosive farts.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Little Ball of H**e wrote:

I wonder if diet has an impact on the flammability of farts. Hmm...Maybe I can get a government grant so I can conduct a study. I'll get someone else to supervise it though. If you know what I mean. Aside from the stench, I'd rather not get blown up if it turns out that a certain diet can create super explosive farts.

That is something that should be studied on taxpayer dollars! Just like lesbian obesity, and why fat girls don't get as many dates as non fat girls.

mcmlx

Little Ball of H**e wrote:

I wonder if diet has an impact on the flammability of farts. Hmm...Maybe I can get a government grant so I can conduct a study. I'll get someone else to supervise it though. If you know what I mean. Aside from the stench, I'd rather not get blown up if it turns out that a certain diet can create super explosive farts.

The government already spends thousands of dollars on frog flatulence.
Why not become a lobbyist for human farts? I think that lobbyists make bunches of money .
I will happily be your first subject.

mcmlx

archie bunker wrote:

That is something that should be studied on taxpayer dollars! Just like lesbian obesity, and why fat girls don't get as many dates as non fat girls.

archie, you forgot the study on why female homosexuals drink more or less.

Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA

mcmlx wrote:

You really didn't get the joke he made?

No...

archie bunker Loc: Texas

mcmlx wrote:

archie, you forgot the study on why female homosexuals drink more or less.

I did! That is badly needed information! I have an opinion on that subject.

mcmlx

archie bunker wrote:

I did! That is badly needed information! I have an opinion on that subject.

Doesn't matter what opinion you have.
Just go on up to DC and make some money.

Little Ball of Hate

mcmlx wrote:

Doesn't matter what opinion you have.
Just go on up to DC and make some money.

"Forget the power to cloud men's minds. I'm going into politics."

The Shadow.

mcmlx

Little Ball of H**e wrote:

"Forget the power to cloud men's minds. I'm going into politics."

The Shadow.

Mwah ha.

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

Little Ball of H**e wrote:

One that comes immediately to mind is a fireworks factory. Can you think of some more?

The one that comes to mind is a dynamite factory. My father and Uncle worked at one when they were young. While he was there he said that he remembered there being one explosion at the plant. It must have been in a remote part of the plant because only a few were injured.