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Sep 16, 2016 22:29:14   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the Redneck. "I'm the designated decoy."

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Sep 16, 2016 22:39:32   #
Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the Redneck. "I'm the designated decoy."
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LOL

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Sep 16, 2016 22:45:33   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the Redneck. "I'm the designated decoy."
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Creative!

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Sep 16, 2016 22:53:56   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
BigMike wrote:
Creative!


You mean I actually posted a joke that everyone hasn't heard a million times?

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Sep 16, 2016 22:55:48   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
You mean I actually posted a joke that everyone hasn't heard a million times?


i hadn't!

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Sep 16, 2016 22:59:13   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
You mean I actually posted a joke that everyone hasn't heard a million times?


That is OK. It was worth reading again.

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Sep 16, 2016 23:01:23   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
That is OK. It was worth reading again.


The good ones usually are.

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Sep 17, 2016 19:03:45   #
boatbob2
 
Actually,that joke has been around for a lloonngg time,still a good one though.

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Sep 18, 2016 03:24:02   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
You mean I actually posted a joke that everyone hasn't heard a million times?


You most certainly have congrats

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Sep 18, 2016 03:26:25   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the Redneck. "I'm the designated decoy."
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By the way were did you get the pic of that poor kitten?

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Sep 18, 2016 05:07:44   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
bggamers wrote:
By the way were did you get the pic of that poor kitten?


The internet. Where else?

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Sep 18, 2016 11:53:48   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
The internet. Where else?


You found a real winner

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Sep 18, 2016 17:08:37   #
Little Ball of Hate
 
bggamers wrote:
You found a real winner


I said this before. There is nothing more pathetic than a wet kitten. That look is priceless. Like it's saying...I thought you loved me.

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Sep 19, 2016 01:24:23   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
I said this before. There is nothing more pathetic than a wet kitten. That look is priceless. Like it's saying...I thought you loved me.



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