archie bunker Loc: Texas

What are the best gay bar pick up lines?
I'll start.
"Hey buddy, can I push your stool in for ya?

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

I can only speak for myself.

But this stuff is gettin' old.

And we ain't gettin' nowhere.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

It is Mr. Counselor! It's a circular argument. No on willing to give. To many people blowing up the main with post after post after post about stuff we are all already aware of.
They are intending to inform, I know, but geez!

That popped in my head because we went and ate at a place next to a gay bar last saturday. I tried to coax my brother in law in, and he threw that at me.

We gotta break it up, and get back to having some fun with each other, instead of being at each other's throats all the time!

I know I'm bad too, and want to change it!
We can do this! There are a lot of those stinkin lefties here who are reasonable, and have a sense of humor without getting all but hurt too.

I am hoping to draw ole Paul in with this one. He is a good one even though we strongly disagree on most things.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

I'm just in a gloomy mood today Archie.

I guess it serves me right for being such a hard case.

I think I'll go listen to some B.B. KING and drown myself in some good old blues music.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

You know......that sounds good! I have several dvds of him in different venues! I may do the same after a bit. I hope you cheer up some, all is not lost!! You have a good evening sir!

Weasel Loc: In the Great State Of Indiana!!

What is the difference between a q***r and a refrigerator??
A refrigerator does not fart when you pull the meat out.

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

"Let me buy you a drink."

The bartender puts two drinks on the bar, they lift them up and shout, "Bottoms up!"

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Yesterday is now today and tomorrow never is...

You mean we're stuck with this same mess again???

Ohhh no we're not...Let's go fishing and I gaurantee mine will be bigger than yours....nanana...

If I want an education on something I'll take a course on it...Some in their effort to educate in here go into over k**l...Meaning, we gotta go over there to hush em up..I'm learning to just by pass em...🚫🚵 <<reallyyyy fast...

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

I loveeee BB King
If he calls it his best then you deserve it...

http://youtu.be/LWLAAzOBoBI

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Always cute to hear this one....