I was going to recommend turdnasty. He's not delightful, but I understand he can suck a golf ball through 12 feet of garden hose. I believe "stimulating interaction" was also mentioned. That should qualify.
Holy crap! I thought his "gift" was shoving his tongue in a light socket!
A tip: When you reply to someone, use the "quote reply" option, and your post will be directed correctly. If you wish to tongue-wrestle, cut out your tongue, lay it on the ground and have it try to say, "Pick me up."