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A Census In Israel!
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Sep 15, 2016 03:59:41   #
Cool Breeze
 
TEACHER: What is The Easiest Way To Take a Census In Israel?

SCHMOE: Roll a Nickel down the Street!

TEACHER: You're going to the Principal's Office young man!




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Sep 15, 2016 04:04:11   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
Cool Breeze wrote:
TEACHER: What is The Easiest Way To Take a Census In Israel?

SCHMOE: Roll a Nickel down the Street!

TEACHER: You're going to the Principal's Office young man!



TEACHER: What is The Easiest Way To Take a Census ... (show quote)


You're no comedian spook.

But if you want to see a joke, go find a mirror and laugh like a hyena at the reflection you see when you stare at the pathetic spook looking back at you........................................Punk !

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Sep 15, 2016 04:09:02   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
Cool Breeze wrote:
TEACHER: What is The Easiest Way To Take a Census In Israel?

SCHMOE: Roll a Nickel down the Street!

TEACHER: You're going to the Principal's Office young man!



TEACHER: What is The Easiest Way To Take a Census ... (show quote)


Whats the easiest way to take a census in the ghetto ?

Take a bullhorn and announce ;

"FREE FRIED CHICKEN AND FORTY OUNCE SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR "

Then sit back and watch the spooks come out of the woodwork like cockroaches.........................PUNK !

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Sep 15, 2016 04:09:39   #
Cool Breeze
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
You're no comedian spook.

But if you want to see a joke, go find a mirror and laugh like a hyena at the reflection you see when you stare at the pathetic spook looking back at you........................................Punk !


Aw did I hurted the baby's feelings? Don't cry Just get your books and say good by. Toodles!

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Sep 15, 2016 04:12:48   #
Cool Breeze
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
You're no comedian spook.

But if you want to see a joke, go find a mirror and laugh like a hyena at the reflection you see when you stare at the pathetic spook looking back at you........................................Punk !



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Sep 15, 2016 04:21:26   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
Cool Breeze wrote:
Aw did I hurted the baby's feelings? Don't cry Just get your books and say good by. Toodles!



What's the easiest way to take a census on F*GGOT spooks in the ghetto ?

Place A Kunta In 2016, head first and butt up in a giant rat trap.

Then take a bullhorn and announce.

" TEN BUCKS IN FOOD STAMPS GETS YOU A TURN ON THE KUNTA HO' "

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Sep 15, 2016 04:22:04   #
Cool Breeze
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
Whats the easiest way to take a census in the ghetto ?

Take a bullhorn and announce ;

"FREE FRIED CHICKEN AND FORTY OUNCE SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR "

Then sit back and watch the spooks come out of the woodwork like cockroaches.........................PUNK !


Really? Seriously? Fear not PUNK! You're not the only one!



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Sep 15, 2016 04:24:54   #
Cool Breeze
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
What's the easiest way to take a census on F*GGOT spooks in the ghetto ?

Place A Kunta In 2016, head first and butt up in a giant rat trap.

Then take a bullhorn and announce.

" TEN BUCKS IN FOOD STAMPS GETS YOU A TURN ON THE KUNTA HO' "



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Sep 15, 2016 04:31:00   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
Cool Breeze wrote:
Really? Seriously? Fear not PUNK! You're not the only one!


The FRIED chicken joke was classic.

But the Kunta Ho' joke was just down right cold blooded.

I've got a million of em'.........PUNK !#

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Sep 15, 2016 04:46:42   #
Cool Breeze
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
The FRIED chicken joke was classic.

But the Kunta Ho' joke was just down right cold blooded.

I've got a million of em'.........PUNK !#


You're out of your league Wolfpussi! Don't do it!

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Sep 15, 2016 06:15:31   #
Paybacktimeishere
 
Cool breeze; A Census in Israel.
Sorry, but I find that funny, despite what The
"Newspeak Police", may think, & I'm not anti-
SEMETIC.

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Sep 15, 2016 06:40:48   #
Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
What's the easiest way to take a census on F*GGOT spooks in the ghetto ?

Place A Kunta In 2016, head first and butt up in a giant rat trap.

Then take a bullhorn and announce.

" TEN BUCKS IN FOOD STAMPS GETS YOU A TURN ON THE KUNTA HO' "





Hahaha.....now that's funny, but he does that now without the trap


Show mercy coolio, my spoon has been dry for a few days.

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Sep 15, 2016 08:14:29   #
guitarman Loc: University Park, Florida
 
Cool Breeze wrote:
TEACHER: What is The Easiest Way To Take a Census In Israel?

SCHMOE: Roll a Nickel down the Street!

TEACHER: You're going to the Principal's Office young man!



TEACHER: What is The Easiest Way To Take a Census ... (show quote)


Why don't you take you nonsense over to the Huffington Post or Daily Kos?

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Sep 15, 2016 09:39:45   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
Cool Breeze wrote:
TEACHER: What is The Easiest Way To Take a Census In Israel?

SCHMOE: Roll a Nickel down the Street!

TEACHER: You're going to the Principal's Office young man!



TEACHER: What is The Easiest Way To Take a Census ... (show quote)


Sure, and it won't catch up any Americans by mistake. They'll look, see it's only a nickel and exclaim " I ain;t movin' for anything less than a quarter ".

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Sep 16, 2016 09:26:10   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Cool Breeze wrote:
Really? Seriously? Fear not PUNK! You're not the only one!
I would live in a Jewish neighborhood any time as compared to the Hispo/Darkie ones we have now.

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