Smoking Hot Body (Page 2): May I assume you worked the graveyard shift :sm07:...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

A long time ago, I had a job in a creamery, I mean crematory, where I raked out the people ashes and ground up the bone chips and teeth left after baking, to go into the urn. After that, pretty much nothing creeps me out.

I told my family to do wh**ever they wanted, roll me into a ditch, bury me in a vacant lot, wh**ever - because I'll be dead and above such insignificant mortal concerns.

May I assume you worked the graveyard shift

Loki Loc: Georgia

lpnmajor wrote:

A long time ago, I had a job in a creamery, I mean crematory, where I raked out the people ashes and ground up the bone chips and teeth left after baking, to go into the urn. After that, pretty much nothing creeps me out.

I told my family to do wh**ever they wanted, roll me into a ditch, bury me in a vacant lot, wh**ever - because I'll be dead and above such insignificant mortal concerns.

If some of my relatives had charge of the arrangements I would want the most expensive funeral possible because I don't much like them. However, since they don't, I made arrangements.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

May I assume you worked the graveyard shift

Yes, how did you know? The job was a total grind, and I urned very little money doing it. One advantage of working there, was that smoking was allowed in the building.

I do have a rather impressive collection of teeth though, it was a perk of the job.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Yes, how did you know? The job was a total grind, and I urned very little money doing it. One advantage of working there, was that smoking was allowed in the building.

I do have a rather impressive collection of teeth though, it was a perk of the job.

I'm not sure if I find your collection of teeth incidental or coincidental.

I'll have to chew on it for awhile...and not gum it up

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

I'm not sure if I find your collection of teeth incidental or coincidental.

I'll have to chew on it for awhile...and not gum it up

I take it you're not very enameled with the idea. I get it, I wish I could get to the root of the problem myself and become more incisorful.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

I take it you're not very enameled with the idea. I get it, I wish I could get to the root of the problem myself and become more incisorful.

I molarless understand the wisdom of your concerns and would recommend transcendental meditation for inner peace and wellness. I wouldn't want to denture your hopes by flossing over them either falsely or partially.

Loki Loc: Georgia

slatten49 wrote:

I molarless understand the wisdom of your concerns and would recommend transcendental meditation for inner peace and wellness. I wouldn't want to denture your hopes by flossing over them either falsely or partially.

Would that be an attempt to make it more palatable?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Loki wrote:

Would that be an attempt to make it more palatable?

I concur with Lpnmajor's oral arguments, but much to my chagrin, I believe you're discounting the cavity of the situation.

Loki Loc: Georgia

slatten49 wrote:

I concur with Lpnmajor's oral arguments, but much to my chagrin, I believe you're discounting the cavity of the situation.

I wasn't discounting the cavity of the situation; I was filling it, in order to put braces on your theory.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Loki wrote:

I wasn't discounting the cavity of the situation; I was filling it, in order to put braces on your theory.

Now, that's something I can sink my teeth into...hopefully, without an overbite.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

Now, that's something I can sink my teeth into...hopefully, without an overbite.

Well, that's really a non tarter isn't it? But I see you're implaqueable in your views and so tread very gingivitisly.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Well, that's really a non tarter isn't it? But I see you're implaqueable in your views and so tread very gingivitisly.

That is very incisorful of you.

Fangs a lot.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

That is very incisorful of you.

Fangs a lot.

I've tried to bridge that gap for the umpteeth time I think, but I'll have to put a cap on my efforts. I'm filling a little pic'd.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

I've tried to bridge that gap for the umpteeth time I think, but I'll have to put a cap on my efforts. I'm filling a little pic'd.

Apparently, we both tire of being indentured to the subject.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

Apparently, we both tire of being indentured to the subject.

Jaw.