Ferrous Loc: Pacific North Coast, CA

Had to share this:

The following is what makes me deplorable:

I was born white, which makes me a r****t.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a f*****t.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am non-union, which makes me a t*****r to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.
If I utter anything besides the subject of the weather, I'm politically incorrect.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!

Newest problem – I'm not sure which bathroom I should use

bmac32 Loc: West Florida

You sound like a REAL American and continue using the same bathroom you have been.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

It's all in how you view yourself in these matters, Ferrous. I am absolutely certain I fit all of those descriptions, yet consider myself none of the following: r****t, f*****t, homophobe, ally of big big business, an infidel, reactionary, xenophobe, right-wing extremist, anti-social, politically incorrect, or militarist...none of them, to my knowledge and opinion. I see reactionary reasoning in your thinking.

It is quite possible you are paranoid and/or simply have low self-esteem.

Ferrous Loc: Pacific North Coast, CA

I really am... Deplorable

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Okay, I accept that you are deplorable.

robmull Loc: florida

You sound like an "enemy" {BHB}, Ferrous, just like me. I take it you were born "male," so that probably makes "US," misogynistic, also. Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Keep using the same bathroom, and continue to pray that no damn administratively encouraged pervert expects to get away with walking into my daughter's bathroom. Hummmmmmmmmm, again. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP!!!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

You are a phobaphobist's worst nightmare!

robmull Loc: florida

ME TOO, ME TOO, 49!!! I am so "deplorable," to the "lefty's," it makes me proud to-the-bone!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP!!!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

We need to figure out how to deal with the istaphobes, phobaphobes, the phobists, and the istists. I'm confusing myself now!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Are those all in the 'Phobes 500,' Arch

kenjay Loc: Arkansas

I believe that that classifies you as a "patriot".

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Oh great! Another question I can't answer! Just what I needed! Thanks!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Have a beer, Arch, and forget it ever came up.