Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

God's Blessings To All of You

Christian One-Liners
Ø "Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case".

Ø Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited -- until you try to sit in their pews.

Ø Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

Ø It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

Ø The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes and sand gnats come close.

Ø When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

Ø People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Ø Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Ø Quit griping about your church, if it were perfect, you couldn't belong.

Ø If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

Ø God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Ø Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Ø Peace starts with a smile.

Ø I don't know why some people change churches, what difference does it make from which one you stay home?

Ø A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

Ø We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Ø Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

Ø Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Ø Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Ø Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Ø Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Ø God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Ø God grades on the cross not the curve.

Ø God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

Ø God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

Ø He who angers you, controls you!

Ø If God is your Co-pilot swap seats!

Ø Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

Ø The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

Ø The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

Ø We don't change the message, the message changes us.

Ø You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

Ø The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

Ø "Dear Father: Bless the person reading this in whatever it is that You know they need." Amen !

The Happiest People Don't Have The Best of Everything - They Just Make The Best of Everything They Have!

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