Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

That's OK. We still have good and obedient wives. They just don't hide in corners.....

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

I would guess in a round World there wouldn't e a lot of corners to hide in.

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

Great intro.

Welcome, take your shoes off and sit a spell.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I'll give you a test drive Larry.
I have been married to a blonde for 21 years now, and her favorite color is still clear.
She still falls for the 'pull my finger' trick every time, and bread comes from the store.

You obviously have a sense of humor, so tell us about your sammich maker!😆

bggamers Loc: georgia

I have found GOD does have a sense of humor. Even if WE dont see the humor at the time Welcome

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

OK Archie - you asked for it.

My sammich maker was a beautiful redhead when we married. Had the body of a supermodel and the brains of an Einstein. We were both in our mid to late 30's. Oh, how I fell for that woman. Fast forward 20 years. I'm bald and she's grey-haired. We've been through trials that no-one should have to face, and through it all she's been the solid rock we all need when the SHTF.

She has this way about her of being able to tell if I'm horny or hungry. She don't ask, just knows. If I ain't horny, she brings me a sandwich. The best damned sandwich any man ever got from a beautiful, loving wife of 20 years. See, after all that time, she knows exactly how I like it, be I horny or hungry. And God how I still love that woman. Question answered?

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Question answered Larry! You should buy her a mini fridge to put by your recliner so she doesn't have to keep getting off of the mower to come in, and bring you a beer! It worked great for me!