Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Senior Love.......

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Joyce is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

bggamers Loc: georgia

Men cannt win your damned if you do and damned if you dont

Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

Well double down damn I guess.

boatbob2

I wouldve dropped the kite,and hi-tailed (pun intended) it into the bedroom,for that piece of tail,the wife told me I needed........