Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

GOLF BALL K**LS WIFE

Oliver Purblicoff was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Maureen, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.

Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, k*****g her instantly....

A few days later, Oliver got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner: "Oliver, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force-trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"

Oliver: "Yes, sir, that's correct."

Coroner: "Well, inexplicably, I found a golf ball wedged up her butt."

Oliver: "Was it a Titleist 3?”;

Coroner: "Yes, it was."

Oliver: "That was my mulligan.”;

[If you laughed, you probably need to attend sensitivity training with me.]

Little Ball of Hate

I h**e to say it, but if she failed to move after getting a golf ball up her butt, then she's probably better off dead.

EDIT: OK. You can tell I don't play golf. I got it backwards.

mongo Loc: TEXAS

That was hillarous! Now just give me the directions and I'll bring cards.

SEMPER FI