eagleye13 Loc: Fl

AH YES! MORE SEMI USELESS INFORMATION......



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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used

As a substitute for Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Oh go ahead ... I'll wait...

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Donkeys k**l more people annually

Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

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You burn more calories sleeping

Than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code

Was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

From each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)

(That women are going in the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,

Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning ..

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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.


So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!

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PEARLS DISSOLVE


IN VINEGAR!

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The ten most valuable brand names on earth:

Apple, Coca Cola, Google, IBM, Microsoft, GE, McDonalds, Samsung, Intel, and Toyota , in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


But, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,


And no one knows why. So, if a human imitates a duck’s quack, would it echo?

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least

Six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.


(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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And the best for last.....


Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......

And go move your toothbrush!

And stop folding that stupid paper!


You don't stop laughing because you get old, you get old because you stop laughing!!!

My toothbrush is now in the fridge, and liberals are not allowed in my frig.

jim keris

the oak tree thing is false

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Lolol, that tooth brush thing gotcha' worried, eagle??

I throw mine out every couple weeks if I haven't left it in wh**ever hotel while traveling...lolololol
It also goes in a sleeve I had made inside the hide away cabinet I no longer have since moving....lolol
Great stuff here!!

JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida

Pretty cool. Thanks. I cracked up about turtles. Now I know what the t in nests name stands for since he talks out of his.

rjoeholl

The one about the duck's quack has been proven false. Just FYI.