oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

Even jokes like this one get Hil liar y into them.

THE TALKING DOG




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A guy is driving
around the back woods of Montana and
he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style
house: "Talking Dog
For Sale". He rings the bell and the
owner appears and
tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the
backyard and sees a nice looking
Labrador retriever
sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.


"Yep," the Lab
replies.

After the guy recovers
from the shock of hearing a
dog talk, he says "So,
what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and
says, "Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help
the government, so ...
I joined the CIA.

"In no time at all
they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured
a dog would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their
most valuable spies for eight years
running.

"But the jetting
around really tired me out, and I knew
I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle
down. I signed up for
a job at the airport to do some
undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters
and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings
and was awarded a
batch of medals.

"I got married, had a
mess of puppies, and now I'm
just retired."


The guy is amazed. He
goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the
dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy
says.

"Ten dollars? This dog
is amazing! Why on earth are you
selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he lies worse
than Hillary. He's never been out
of the
yard."

solarkin

Every Dog speaks to us.
We just don't hear, or listen to them.
Dont call Hillary a dog.
You insult the species.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

The dog is still worth more than Hillary. she really believes her own lies, and the dog knows he is lying.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

Yes to all your comments.