The big bamboozler: It has been prohesized that at the ladder days, a big weevil will come into the world and bamboozle a bunch of folks. This weevil is the enemy of the heavingly...

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

It has been prohesized that at the ladder days, a big weevil will come into the world and bamboozle a bunch of folks. This weevil is the enemy of the heavingly Father. The big bamboozler will tell folks such stuff like "you da man", "your sh*t don't stink", "you be smarter than everbuddy", "you know all the stuff" and "you gotta squash all them other folk". The big weevil looks in folks noggins, sees what they really want and tells them they right and that they need to kick all the butts to let other folks KNOW they right. Folks who see these bamboozled people, don't want any of it, cuz the bamboozled folks are a'holes and SOB's. That's the big weevils plan, see, cuz that makes other folk run way, thinking they running way from a'holes and SOB's, but be running way from the heavingly Father instead.

The heavingly Father says stuff like "except ye come unto me as little children, ye cannot enter the Kingdom of God", "blessed are the meek, for they shall inheirit the earf" and "blessed are they that suffer for my sake" and other stuff like that. The big weevil whisperizes in folks ears, that this is wienie talk and Americans ain't no wienies. The big weevil bamboozles folks into thinking to theyself "if I turn my other cheek bone, I'll be a powder puff and a girlieman". That's why the bamboozled folks always got their dukes up, trying to bop anybuddy what axes them questions like "what the hell are you doing?!".

The big weevil is the best bamboozler of all time, cuz he can read brains and knows exactly what to whisperize into folks rears, to make em do what he wants. He just tell em they right what they thinking and that they need to get everbuddy else thinkin the same way - or else. My vice to those that don't wanna get bamboozled, is this; If the wisperizing in your rear say you be something, a big deal, know everthink and everbuddy else is an ijit - it ain't the heavingly Father doing the wisperizing, cuz he ain't never said no such thing - it's the big weevil trying to turn you into a a'hole and a SOB.

missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

So dis bee you din ?

lpnmajor wrote:

It has been prohesized that at the ladder days, a big weevil will come into the world and bamboozle a bunch of folks. This weevil is the enemy of the heavingly Father. The big bamboozler will tell folks such stuff like "you da man", "your sh*t don't stink", "you be smarter than everbuddy", "you know all the stuff" and "you gotta squash all them other folk". The big weevil looks in folks noggins, sees what they really want and tells them they right and that they need to kick all the butts to let other folks KNOW they right. Folks who see these bamboozled people, don't want any of it, cuz the bamboozled folks are a'holes and SOB's. That's the big weevils plan, see, cuz that makes other folk run way, thinking they running way from a'holes and SOB's, but be running way from the heavingly Father instead.

The heavingly Father says stuff like "except ye come unto me as little children, ye cannot enter the Kingdom of God", "blessed are the meek, for they shall inheirit the earf" and "blessed are they that suffer for my sake" and other stuff like that. The big weevil whisperizes in folks ears, that this is wienie talk and Americans ain't no wienies. The big weevil bamboozles folks into thinking to theyself "if I turn my other cheek bone, I'll be a powder puff and a girlieman". That's why the bamboozled folks always got their dukes up, trying to bop anybuddy what axes them questions like "what the hell are you doing?!".

The big weevil is the best bamboozler of all time, cuz he can read brains and knows exactly what to whisperize into folks rears, to make em do what he wants. He just tell em they right what they thinking and that they need to get everbuddy else thinkin the same way - or else. My vice to those that don't wanna get bamboozled, is this; If the wisperizing in your rear say you be something, a big deal, know everthink and everbuddy else is an ijit - it ain't the heavingly Father doing the wisperizing, cuz he ain't never said no such thing - it's the big weevil trying to turn you into a a'hole and a SOB.

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TexaCan Loc: Homeward Bound!

lpnmajor wrote:

It has been prohesized that at the ladder days, a big weevil will come into the world and bamboozle a bunch of folks. This weevil is the enemy of the heavingly Father. The big bamboozler will tell folks such stuff like "you da man", "your sh*t don't stink", "you be smarter than everbuddy", "you know all the stuff" and "you gotta squash all them other folk". The big weevil looks in folks noggins, sees what they really want and tells them they right and that they need to kick all the butts to let other folks KNOW they right. Folks who see these bamboozled people, don't want any of it, cuz the bamboozled folks are a'holes and SOB's. That's the big weevils plan, see, cuz that makes other folk run way, thinking they running way from a'holes and SOB's, but be running way from the heavingly Father instead.

The heavingly Father says stuff like "except ye come unto me as little children, ye cannot enter the Kingdom of God", "blessed are the meek, for they shall inheirit the earf" and "blessed are they that suffer for my sake" and other stuff like that. The big weevil whisperizes in folks ears, that this is wienie talk and Americans ain't no wienies. The big weevil bamboozles folks into thinking to theyself "if I turn my other cheek bone, I'll be a powder puff and a girlieman". That's why the bamboozled folks always got their dukes up, trying to bop anybuddy what axes them questions like "what the hell are you doing?!".

The big weevil is the best bamboozler of all time, cuz he can read brains and knows exactly what to whisperize into folks rears, to make em do what he wants. He just tell em they right what they thinking and that they need to get everbuddy else thinkin the same way - or else. My vice to those that don't wanna get bamboozled, is this; If the wisperizing in your rear say you be something, a big deal, know everthink and everbuddy else is an ijit - it ain't the heavingly Father doing the wisperizing, cuz he ain't never said no such thing - it's the big weevil trying to turn you into a a'hole and a SOB.

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That is funny! I don't care if you are an a'hole, or a SOB, or a DOB, or even a fence sitter!😂

TexaCan Loc: Homeward Bound!

missinglink wrote:

So dis bee you din ?

His was funny, but your response was even funnier!!!!!!😂😂😂

solarkin

lpnmajor wrote:

It has been prohesized that at the ladder days, a big weevil will come into the world and bamboozle a bunch of folks. This weevil is the enemy of the heavingly Father. The big bamboozler will tell folks such stuff like "you da man", "your sh*t don't stink", "you be smarter than everbuddy", "you know all the stuff" and "you gotta squash all them other folk". The big weevil looks in folks noggins, sees what they really want and tells them they right and that they need to kick all the butts to let other folks KNOW they right. Folks who see these bamboozled people, don't want any of it, cuz the bamboozled folks are a'holes and SOB's. That's the big weevils plan, see, cuz that makes other folk run way, thinking they running way from a'holes and SOB's, but be running way from the heavingly Father instead.

The heavingly Father says stuff like "except ye come unto me as little children, ye cannot enter the Kingdom of God", "blessed are the meek, for they shall inheirit the earf" and "blessed are they that suffer for my sake" and other stuff like that. The big weevil whisperizes in folks ears, that this is wienie talk and Americans ain't no wienies. The big weevil bamboozles folks into thinking to theyself "if I turn my other cheek bone, I'll be a powder puff and a girlieman". That's why the bamboozled folks always got their dukes up, trying to bop anybuddy what axes them questions like "what the hell are you doing?!".

The big weevil is the best bamboozler of all time, cuz he can read brains and knows exactly what to whisperize into folks rears, to make em do what he wants. He just tell em they right what they thinking and that they need to get everbuddy else thinkin the same way - or else. My vice to those that don't wanna get bamboozled, is this; If the wisperizing in your rear say you be something, a big deal, know everthink and everbuddy else is an ijit - it ain't the heavingly Father doing the wisperizing, cuz he ain't never said no such thing - it's the big weevil trying to turn you into a a'hole and a SOB.

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Ok how much Tequila did it take before you created that wonderful piece of prose.
I do agree with your point however unique your wording might be.
I cannot apply it to current events however.
That old weevil comes knockin every day.

BobDew

AMEN!