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Who is Jack Schitt



For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

They have a long forgotten relative named I don't givea SCHITT

Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas

Go moldy.

You finally posted something interesting.

That was cleverly humorous.

Good job.....................spook.

THUNDERBOLT

well, I hope this works,
It's a big file... you may want to expand.
I wrote it a few years back.
ThunderBolt

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

You gotta be Schitt'en me!

That's quite an extensive tour of doody.

vernon

an article that really confirms what a great intellect you really are.maybe you should confine yourself to leaning left.