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Aug 28, 2016 11:34:52   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Burglary in Florida......


Sometimes things that really happen are funnier than stuff made up:

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.

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Aug 28, 2016 11:52:16   #
cesspool jones Loc: atlanta
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Burglary in Florida......


Sometimes things that really happen are funnier than stuff made up:

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
Burglary in Florida...... br br br Sometimes t... (show quote)


I'm glad they k**led the piece of s**t

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Aug 28, 2016 12:01:00   #
Bad Bob Loc: Virginia
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Burglary in Florida......


Sometimes things that really happen are funnier than stuff made up:

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.
Burglary in Florida...... br br br Sometimes t... (show quote)


More wacko bull s**t.Cremainlining - Snopes

www.snopes.com › Fact Check › Crime › Moot L**t

Snopes.com

When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with ...

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Aug 28, 2016 12:07:40   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Hey Bad Booby; you Dingbat!!!!
This is in "general chit-chat" category.
You no figure that out? LOLOLOLOL
Well; Snopes learned you again. LOLOLOLOL



Bad Bob wrote:
More wacko bull s**t.Cremainlining - Snopes

www.snopes.com › Fact Check › Crime › Moot L**t

Snopes.com

When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with ...

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Aug 28, 2016 12:17:15   #
Bad Bob Loc: Virginia
 
cesspool jones wrote:
I'm glad they k**led the piece of s**t



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Aug 28, 2016 12:32:46   #
cesspool jones Loc: atlanta
 
Bad Bob wrote:
More wacko bull s**t.Cremainlining - Snopes

www.snopes.com › Fact Check › Crime › Moot L**t

Snopes.com

When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even left his watch. What they did take was "generic white cardboard box filled with ...


your mother's s**t for brainz

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Aug 28, 2016 12:37:03   #
Bad Bob Loc: Virginia
 
cesspool jones wrote:
your mother's s**t for brainz


Cesspool do ya walk like a duck now?



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Aug 28, 2016 12:39:31   #
cesspool jones Loc: atlanta
 
Bad Bob wrote:
Cesspool do ya walk like a duck now?


Why don't you ask yer ma? She's right here s**tting out yer dicksucking brother

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