Who's a Redneck Round Hurra?
Aug 24, 2016 19:02:07 #
17 works , i don't understand the issue with it
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Aug 24, 2016 19:35:02 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
17 works , i don't understand the issue with it br... (show quote)
Number 6 should be "Hold my beer, and watch this!"
Number 17 is accurate!
Aug 24, 2016 19:39:00 #
archie bunker wrote:
Number 6 should be "Hold my beer, and watch this!"
Number 17 is accurate!
Number 17 is accurate!
I've heard number 6 many times the way you put it...always a photo op when those worde are uttered, may have said it a time or two myself Archie
Aug 24, 2016 19:42:42 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
I've heard number 6 many times the way you put it...always a photo op when those worde are uttered, may have said it a time or two myself Archie
I will admit nothing!
testimony from friends, and family is not allowed, since they are all crazy! Aug 24, 2016 19:50:00 #
archie bunker wrote:
I will admit nothing! testimony from friends, and family is not allowed, since they are all crazy!
testimony from friends, and family is not allowed, since they are all crazy! Weren't no damn snitching camera phones in our day....ya needed witness, and they lie
Aug 24, 2016 20:06:14 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Weren't no damn snitching camera phones in our day....ya needed witness, and they lie
Yep!
Aug 24, 2016 20:28:37 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
17 works , i don't understand the issue with it br... (show quote)
Hey ,, I resemble those remarks !!
Aug 24, 2016 20:32:20 #
reconreb wrote:
Hey ,, I resemble those remarks !!
Many of us do reb...like an inbred band of brothers...Good times sir'
Aug 24, 2016 20:41:02 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Many of us do reb...like an inbred band of brothers...Good times sir'
Not sure if I was bred inside, or not.
Aunt mom never told me for sure! Aug 24, 2016 20:52:15 #
archie bunker wrote:
Not sure if I was bred inside, or not. Aunt mom never told me for sure!
Aunt mom never told me for sure! You do seem like the outside kind, but thats ok.....thats where the fridge and warshin machine is, clean beer
i got moved there myselfAug 24, 2016 21:15:39 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
You do seem like the outside kind, but thats ok.....thats where the fridge and warshin machine is, clean beer i got moved there myself
i got moved there myselfHey! We ain't dumb! We launder money out there too!
Aug 24, 2016 21:25:44 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
17 works , i don't understand the issue with it br... (show quote)
And to think that if I had never left Northern Florida every single one of these would be applying to me!
I was definitely born a redneck, but I...er...uh....took a "slightly different turn" and ended up a different caraciture.
Aug 24, 2016 22:03:54 #
PaulPisces wrote:
And to think that if I had never left Northern Flo... (show quote)
You can still enjoy watching us Paul!
We are happy to entertain, and you might be good with bandages, and comfort! Worst case, you can be the beer holder, and leave with the guilt of non intervention! Aug 24, 2016 22:11:55 #
archie bunker wrote:
Hey! We ain't dumb! We launder money out there too!
But the cool part is we are wearing are jeans, laundering money......and getting out monthly bath..win win Archie. We are multi taskers.
Aug 24, 2016 22:13:56 #
PaulPisces wrote:
And to think that if I had never left Northern Flo... (show quote)
You're in the crew paul...that turn was a circle, embrace us like kin brother...most of don't bite, aint gots enuff teef
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