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Aug 22, 2016 11:17:24   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
The first advances when you start dating again are hard...

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.

Finally, Karen surrendered, and with some courage, told her family members that she will go out again. That said, she didn't really know anyone suitable.

Her daughter immediately replied: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another, and, after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the Catsk**ls.

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude except for a black bra and a pair of black lacy panties, and he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asked: "Why the black underwear?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he wasn't getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She was standing there with the black panties on, and he was in his birthday suit ... except that he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with this ... a black condom?"

"Well." He said, "I wanted to offer my deepest condolences."

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Aug 22, 2016 12:10:46   #
moldyoldy
 
slatten49 wrote:
The first advances when you start dating again are hard...

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.

Finally, Karen surrendered, and with some courage, told her family members that she will go out again. That said, she didn't really know anyone suitable.

Her daughter immediately replied: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another, and, after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the Catsk**ls.

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude except for a black bra and a pair of black lacy panties, and he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asked: "Why the black underwear?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he wasn't getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She was standing there with the black panties on, and he was in his birthday suit ... except that he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with this ... a black condom?"

"Well." He said, "I wanted to offer my deepest condolences."
The first advances when you start dating again are... (show quote)


A very sensitive guy.

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Aug 22, 2016 15:35:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
A very sensitive guy.


Yeah.

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Aug 22, 2016 15:57:36   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
The first advances when you start dating again are hard...

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world.

Finally, Karen surrendered, and with some courage, told her family members that she will go out again. That said, she didn't really know anyone suitable.

Her daughter immediately replied: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another, and, after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the Catsk**ls.

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude except for a black bra and a pair of black lacy panties, and he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asked: "Why the black underwear?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he wasn't getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She was standing there with the black panties on, and he was in his birthday suit ... except that he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with this ... a black condom?"

"Well." He said, "I wanted to offer my deepest condolences."
The first advances when you start dating again are... (show quote)


A true G*****lman.

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Aug 22, 2016 16:00:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
A true G*****lman.



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Aug 22, 2016 16:18:22   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
lpnmajor wrote:
A true G*****lman.



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Aug 22, 2016 16:59:41   #
moldyoldy
 
He just came right out with that, no vagillation.

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