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Well, I sure feel a lot safer now, under this administration.
Aug 16, 2016 21:08:32   #
popparod Loc: Somewhere else.
 
I read this somewhere the other day and it is really good so I'll pass it along.

I took down my Rebel F**g, (which you can't buy on EBay anymore) and pulled my NRA sticker off my front window.
I diconnected my home alarm system and quit the neighborhood watch.
I purchased two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of my front yard.
I purchased the black f**g of ISIS, (which you can buy on EBay) and ran it up the f**g pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, Homeland Security, Secret Service, and a bunch of other agencies are watching my house 24/7. I've never felt safer in my life and I am saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me, plus
I bought a burka for me to wear when I shop and travel and everyone moves out of my way and security is not allowed to pat me down. If they say I am a man wearing a burka I just say that I am feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn, safe at last.
Is this a great administration or what?

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Aug 16, 2016 21:15:48   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
popparod wrote:
I read this somewhere the other day and it is really good so I'll pass it along.

I took down my Rebel F**g, (which you can't buy on EBay anymore) and pulled my NRA sticker off my front window.
I diconnected my home alarm system and quit the neighborhood watch.
I purchased two Pakistani f**gs and put one at each corner of my front yard.
I purchased the black f**g of ISIS, (which you can buy on EBay) and ran it up the f**g pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, Homeland Security, Secret Service, and a bunch of other agencies are watching my house 24/7. I've never felt safer in my life and I am saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me, plus
I bought a burka for me to wear when I shop and travel and everyone moves out of my way and security is not allowed to pat me down. If they say I am a man wearing a burka I just say that I am feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn, safe at last.
Is this a great administration or what?
I read this somewhere the other day and it is real... (show quote)



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