Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon

> It was a hot day in Minnesota.
> But Helga dutifully washed the family clothes and hung the
> clothing out to dry. She then went into town to do
> some shopping.
>
> “Goodness, its hotter den hell
> today”, she mused to herself as she walked down Main
> Street.
>
>
> She passed Ole's "Old
> Svenska" Tavern and thought to herself, “Vell, vy
> nodt…”
>
> Helga gingerly took a seat at the
> bar. Ole walked towards her, greeted her kindly and
> said: “And what would you like to drink
> today?” “Vell ya know,” Helga said in a
> timid voice, “I don’t usually go into da bars alone, but
> today I vill make an exception. It iss zo hot, I tink
> I vill have myself a cold beer.”
>
> The bartender smiled at Helga and
> asked: “Anheuser Busch?” Helga blushed and said: “Vell,
> it’s fine, tanks, und how’s yur
> viener?"
>

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That's so bad, it's funny.

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